I've got a problem I need to bitch about [v6]

Urge to take a sledgehammer to my brother's face growing steadily for several reasons.

And now that I think about it, I've gotten a bit of temper lately. I haven't actually snapped, but I'm definitely more hostile and easier to anger.

So! I got to my Dad's house today. He had recently repainted the door, but that was yesterday, so no problem, right?

Wrong, apparently. I inserted my key, turning it to the left, trying to get in. Well, that didn't work. So I turned it to the right, instead, thinking that it might work instead.

Nope. Instead, I managed to completely turn the fucking keyhole. Not even completely, either! I completely fucked it up, and I still can't get in!

When I texted my dad about it, he was, naturally, completely pissed. So now I'm stranded in my backyard until he gets home, and that's presuming I didn't manage to - by complete fucking accident - manage to lock all of us out of our house!

Is there no backdoor?

Presumably that's locked from the inside.

Can confirm, it was locked.

Though it ended up not being a problem, because my stepmom undid the window and managed to get herself back in 

I thought would be a conventional door.

It is a conventional door.

Does it not have an external keyhole?

It does.

I busted it.

If you're talking about the backdoor, then I don't have the key. Normally don't need one.

Your house has two backdoors

My house has one backdoor! I was trying to get in through the front! Then I busted the lock!

So there was mid-term posted online for my welding class over the weekend. And I only found out about it today.

And holy crap was my welding terrible today.

Oh my. Hopefully not your fault?

Yeah, I was nowhere near this when it fell over. I did hear the crash from when it did though...

We're blaming the guy who stacked them like that. His bright idea was to use empty boxes on the bottom...then stack a ton of heavy gallons of cider on top of those boxes...