Large-ass swords abound! This is Final Fantasy VII!
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Re: Large-ass swords abound! This is Final Fantasy VII!
That works.
it just seemed to imply that you didn't actually read it to me, 's all
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Re: Large-ass swords abound! This is Final Fantasy VII!
*waits patiently for next update*
Hey Lief, do you plan on doing a FFVIII Let's Play, or do you still hate Squall?
Hey Lief, do you plan on doing a FFVIII Let's Play, or do you still hate Squall?
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Re: Large-ass swords abound! This is Final Fantasy VII!
Someone remind me on Monday to do so.
And last time you brought up Squall, I liked him, remember?
And last time you brought up Squall, I liked him, remember?
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Re: Large-ass swords abound! This is Final Fantasy VII!
You did? Funny, I don't remember. Sorry? D:
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Re: Large-ass swords abound! This is Final Fantasy VII!
I did. Remember? You posted an image of Squall and Rinoa to try and tick me off or something.
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Re: Large-ass swords abound! This is Final Fantasy VII!
I lost my progress, so I have to do the Guard Scorpion fight again. Great...
Anyway,
Chapter 2 - I like [jumping onto] trains
Anyway,
Chapter 2 - I like [jumping onto] trains
- From these three updates, you might think that this game is about trains and blowing shit up. You'd be wrong.:
First off, as you can see, Mr. T's shiny new arm attachment gives him +3 attack and +1 attack% over his old one.'
Meaning he's actually better then Cloud, weapon-wise (by 2 attack%, but still).
Also, weapons give bonuses to Magic, I found out. Cloud's Buster Sword gives +2, while Mr. T's Assault Gun gives +1.
Now, back to where we were. Let's get the hell out ofDodgehere.
Oh, come on, now you're just showing off your prerendered technology!incidentally, LOVELESS would be made marginally more important in the prequel
People have been busy enough to ram into the girl...
Although she's not too much worse for the wear.
Cloud, being the player that he is, hits on the girl.
Although then he thinks better of it and asks her about the flowers.
If you think about it, this is a really good question. Look at the place; does it seem like a lot of flowers would grow here?
Then a prompt comes up to "Buy it" or "forget it". If you say "forget it", then you're a freaking heartless bastard. Seriously, MPs give 10 times the amount you have to pay for this!
:flowers:: Oh, thank you! Here you are! *gives flower to Cloud, then walks off*plus apparently she needs it
This screen has nothing of importance (unless you consider a Potion important).
Next screen, though...
[Cloud]: Shit!
[Cloud]: Don't have time for this...
This then happens a few more times. The end result?
Welp. Fuck.
[Cloud]: *checks watch* Nah, I'm good.
[Cloud]: Sayonara, motherfuckers!
:onguard:: He took the midnight train going anywhere...
:onguard:: Shut up, Bob. People are going to get sick of the Journey references.
[Biggs]: Cloud.....wonder if he was killed?
[Mr. T]: No way!! He was the guy on the map screen and everything!
[Biggs]: But Reks...
[Mr. T]: Shut it, fool! Spoilers!
[Biggs]: It's twelve minutes into the game! It's not qualified as a spoiler!
[Jessie]: Cloud.....
*they all look up, presumably at Cloud landing on the train, then dismiss it as nothing*
[Biggs]: Say, do you think Cloud's.....going to fight to the end for AVALANCHE!?
(Dude, he's a mercenary. He does anything for those who pay him. That's what I got from Tactics A2, anyway.)
[Mr. T]: The hell would I know!?
Do I look like a mind reader?
(It's called sense!)
[Mr. T]: *bangs fist on nearby crate* Hmph!! If y'all weren't such screw ups...
(Hey, Biggs and Jessie aren't screw ups! Wedge...eh.)
*Mr. T bangs his fist on the crate again, telling Wedge to shut the fuck up*
Although, you're part of AVALANCHE, too, aren't you? Don't you do it for the good of the world? Then again, the Grand Companies fight for "coin and country", and they aren't terrorists, so.
*beat*
Eh...!?
The door opens, and...
Cloud out of fucking nowhere!hey TS, is this possible on a real train?
[Mr. T]: Come waltzin' in here, making a big scene!
(Actually, he flipped in here. :I)
[Cloud]: It's no big deal. Just what I always do.
[Mr. T]: Shi't!
[Cloud]: Shi't?
[Mr. T]: Shi't! Havin' everybody worry like that you don't give a damn 'bout no one but yourself!
[Cloud]: You forgot a period/comma/semicolon there, chief.
[Mr. T]: Quiet, fool, I'm giving you a rant!
[Cloud]: *shrugs* Hm...you were worried about me!
[Mr. T]: *bangs on his chest* Wha!?
I'm taking it out of your money, hot stuff!
I...what?
[Mr. T]: We're moving out! Follow me!
GAH!
You were too, We - wait, what the fuck did you even do?
As long as you keep staying awesome, Biggs.
Really, Jessie?
No, it isn't.
[Jessie]: *rubs Cloud's face off(?) There you go!
[Cloud]: Nothin' to it.
Seriously, it took like MAYBE half a minute when I had like eight left.
...MST? That sounds so familiar, and yet...
Bam! Mr. T out of nowhere.
The rest of AVALANCHE sets up base.
What?
In other news, train hobo! Thanks, train hobo.
: The terrorists that bombed the No. 1 reactor are based somewhere in the slums.
...blowing up a Reactor...
They sure put some thought into this one.
They must have a real calculating leader.
I wonder what they'll do next?
...um.
Wait, the other guys knew to attack Cloud, why not this one?
But still!
[Biggs]: I'm sure that will change by tomorrow.
pfffffft hahahahahahahahano.
[Cloud]: Um, sure?
[Jessie]: It's a map of the Midgar Rail System. Let's look at it together. I'll explain it to you.
...I worry for you, Jessie.
Basically, Midgar is split up into 8 parts. They used to have names, but no one remembers them (...somehow), so they just refer to them by number. Every sector also has a reactor (like the one we just blew up) that gives off electricity for Midgar.
The route of the train.
Also, there's checkpoints that (somehow) check the ID of each person.
We're using fake ID's, somehow.
This seems to be a smashing success, Jessie!
Alright, Mr. T, you were 2/3rds right. Biggs is still not a screw-up, though.
Or not? Jesus, Shinra, people aren't going to like having to put up with this every time they get on a train! Not to mention the general panic it would cause...
...?
Jessie, you're weird.
And...oh my Goddess, we're not being hunted down! Jessie, you're not a fuck up!
Wedge still is, though.
Midgar has plates above it that prevent the sun from coming through. Why is anybody's guess.
And is...floating? Or there's a city on top of Midgar? I don't know, okay?!
Why?
Pizza.
You just compared the city of Midgar to a pizza.
You're awesome, Mr. T.
It's on topa polluted air in the lower city (so there is, indeed, a city on top of where we are).
AVALANCHE is probably the most justified eco-terrorist group ever because of this. C'mon, would you not want to bust some asshole's head if they were causing all of this shit?
After some stuff about people loving their land even though it's polluted or whatever
CGI train sequence!
Then AVALANCHE and Cloud exit the train with less ass-kicking then before.
And Mr. T shows off red arrows show off even in cutscenes.
[Mr. T]: The hard part's still to come! Don't y'all be scared by that explosion!
'Cause the next one's gonna be bigger than[sic(?)] that!
[Cloud]: Whoa, are you sure that's a smart idea?
[Mr. T]: Yeah. It'll show them fools who the bosses are!
*AVALANCHE leaves*
Mr. T makes people leave through pure awesomeness.
This is the secret base. It's in a bar. Yeah.
It's called the 7th Heaven, sharing its name with a greatbow in Tactics Advance and A2 (perhaps that's how Cloud got in Ivalice? more on that in the end).
But first, I must make note of how idiotic it is to make a secret base in a bar.
Cloud's a father?! But he's only 21!
Oh. Evidently not.
Eh? Who's this fairly-attractive-person-for-being-in-poorly-rendered-polygons?
pffft who am I kidding
: I should have known.
He's always pushing people around, and you've been getting in fights with people since you were little.
I was worried.
So to close this update, we shall name the person!- info:
If there is one thing that Tifa Lockheart is known for, it's her boobs. And that they got smaller somehow in the sequels. Regardless, Tifa is one of Cloud's love interests, and his childhood friend.
Tifa's unique in the fact that she can use all of her Limits at once - they're activated through a slot reel once her Limit Gauge is filled. Each reel has three possibilities to land on - Hit, Yeah!, and Miss. Yeah! causes the Limit that it was for get a critical, Hit has it deal normal damage, and Miss...makes it miss. Obviously, she revolves around pure luck to use effectively. The higher the Limit Level, the more Misses show up on the reel, I believe.
Otherwise, she's your standard monk character - uses fist and claw weapons, and is better at hitting stuff then casting a spell on it.
Also,don't ask me why the second picture is so big
Her basic weapon has 13 attack and a 99 attack%, making it hit more often then Mr. T's or Cloud's weapons. Though, because they're all so close to 100, it basically means Tifa's just the worst attacker, ironically enough.
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Re: Large-ass swords abound! This is Final Fantasy VII!
You and forgetting the closing spoiler tag...
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Re: Large-ass swords abound! This is Final Fantasy VII!
The update wasn't finished and I accidentally hit "Send", okay?
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Re: Large-ass swords abound! This is Final Fantasy VII!
You mean that you make this directly in the editor instead of saving it in a NotePad?
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Re: Large-ass swords abound! This is Final Fantasy VII!
People make mistakes, ya know. :I
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Re: Large-ass swords abound! This is Final Fantasy VII!
Yeah, mainly because Notepad derped things up last time I used it.Truthseeker4449 wrote:You mean that you make this directly in the editor instead of saving it in a NotePad?
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Re: Large-ass swords abound! This is Final Fantasy VII!
Anyway, the update is now complete.
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Re: Large-ass swords abound! This is Final Fantasy VII!
- Spoiler:
Yay! Cute anime chick!
Call her..... Tifa! *horrible at naming people and things*
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