Demolition Derby

*breaks a DS*

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*unleashes Multi-Strikes on the environment in rage*

*unleashes a dog*

*sets up TNT in a nearby mountain*

*throws a dictionary at the wall*

Do you have an appointment with the doctor?  Because he's BOOKED. *shot*

*defenestrates more*

*throws a dart in the middle of a clock and shatters the clock*

The TIMING on that throw was fantastic.

*drops a piano from the ceiling*

:xd:

If it's a ceiling, how do you fit up there? Are you some sort of shapeshifter?

*fires a fire arrow at the piano so it explodes*

Nah, you just stand on it while being upside down :D

*dumps gasoline everywhere*

I use the dimensions of time and space to flip the room upside-down, bring in the piano, and flip it back, causing the piano to fall.

*pour some gasoline on the fire*

EDIT: Shit.

Looks like you're toast.

*eats some toast with lemon curd on it*

*opens the Black Corn's septic tanks*

*hears a sound of rushing water*

I wonder what that could be.

*re-materializes and opens the door, letting the waste flow in*