Demolition Derby

 Thanks for the clarification.

*pours acid on a table*

*licks it up because I want to take a nice, long trip to the planetary pit stop*

Well Lief, what are you doing to do now? Luma just slurped up a bunch of acid. She's going to see a bunch of pretty colors or something, and also be eaten away from the inside out.

I just need a sitter.

Maybe you'd like some acid drops too.

And why does Lief need to save me, I mean, I did choose to take the acid...

No thank you...

Well Lief apparently still cares about your wellbeing so...

*puts a hypersonic bomb on a door*

Hey, it's self-inflicted and not-immediately-lethal.

So you'll let her sit there and suffer? You're more sadistic than I thought.

*brings the roof down*

*flies around whacking things with a sword*

*draws my own sword and carves my name into a leather seat*

Not everyone suffers when they're on lsd....



*crosses out Truthseeker4449's name with laser gun and burns my name into chair*

*dumps methanol into a V16 Diesel Generator and waits for the engine to self-destruct violently*

*shoots an arrow cleanly through Truthseeker4449's heart*

The purpose of this thread is to destroy stuff, not kill each other.

That kills you?