Demolition Derby

If only we figured that out a while ago

Lief Katano wrote:That kills you?

Never said it did, but the destructive energy is supposed to be towards inanimate objects.

*sets fire to a stack of books*

Booooooooks!

*sets fire to the rain*

*sets fire to Adele and cackles as she becomes a pile of Ash Ketchums on top of one another*

*destroys skynet,the matrix, and all robots in existence*

*the Mega Men weep bitter, robotic tears*

*avenges them with Loki's Megidolaon*

I meant real robots, not fictional ones besides the matrix and skynet.

*comforts the Megamen* 

*incinerates a village of villagers*

*begins throwing things into an oversized industrial shredder*

*smashes a cap into the size of an atom*

*causes a train wreck*

*causes a tsunami to go to the site of the train wreck so as to ensure a zero possibilitiy of survival for the survivors of the train wreck*

*drops an atom bomb on the wreck just for good measure*

*causes a planet to crash into earth just to make sure there are, once again, no survivors*

*causes the universe to implode because it seems fun*