Demolition Derby

BREAK EVERYTHING IN AN OPTIONAL FIT OF RAGE

*does the classic chair smash against the wall*

*murders a froglet because its cuteness is overpowering and almost manipulative*

*defenestrates*

It's finally working!

*breaks a bottle of champagne over Luma's head*

Is this your idea of celebrating my brithday 

*grabs bricks and bashes them on Truthseeker4449's head* 

Yes.

*wipes the the dust off my head as my magic starts repairing my skull*

*throws a jingle ball into Truthseeker4449's skull before it heals*

*pushes truthseeker4449 into my closet, closes it, and sets my closet on fire*

*activates an anti-matter bomb, blowing Luma's closet and me sky high*

*utilizes my explosionproof jet pack and soars above truthseeker4449*

*uses rocket launcher and blasts truthseeker4449*

This shipping is writing itself....

*was protected by an anti-physical magic barrier*

*starts punching the wall down*

trying to kill each other = writing a ship? kids these days...the joke is I'm younger than either of you


*uses Pierce to get through the anti-phys barrier and uses Multi-Strike to rapidly punch TS*

*sees Luma's jetpack and puts on her own...BUBBLE JET PACK*
*makes a robot*
*has the robot defenestrate herself and flies away on her BUBBLE JET PACK before pressing the robot's self explode button*
*puts on sunglasses as the explosion occurs behind her*

*my robotic head swiftly punches Lief's face before he manages to get a hit in*

*demolishes the wall, only to have it collapse upon me*

*Luma's  bitchin' jet pack deploys a concentrated hydrogen bomb onto Truthseeker4449's head and sends medical supplies and mana to Lief (I don't know what we call the equivalent of magical energy in here)*

We have like 20 different names to describe the same thing. Aura, Mana, Magic, Spirt Energy, Magick, just to name a few.