I've got a problem I need to bitch about [v3]

Update java. Ensure you're not on the Forge profile. If neither works, download the launcher again.

*is presently rather badly dehydrated due to the temperature of the shop*

According to the Java website, I have the current version of Java. I was also using the right profile. I'll try redownloading the launcher.

Never trust automated services like that. Also go under your Control Panel and verify that you only have one version of java installed, updates don't always remove the previous version.

Oh, I made sure of that a while back after I found out I had a few older versions.

Aaaaaaaaaaand it's still fucked up.....

It's possible that your graphics card is no longer supported or something.


*is suffering from a headache probably linked to dehydration*
*has drunk around 60 ounces of water in the past two hours*

Well, I'm going to try one last thing: Delete Minecraft completely (including the mods, but back up my world saves) and reinstall it. I'm hoping that if I do that, it'll fix whatever is wrong.

*now has an electrical storm moving through*

I wonder if it's the same one that moved through our area recently.

Had a couple of tornadoes with it too (not in our immediate area, but still)...

Goddammit, Sony, why have you enabled Remote Play on the one type of game I can already play on my Vita?! The Vita is - or at least should be, it has (at least) two ports of PS3 games on it for Christ's sake - at least as powerful as a PlayStation 2. So why can't I play Nocturne or Raidou Kuzunoha with Remote Play? Do you know how useful that would be, especially if you want to use, say, an exercise bike while playing a game?

Pringles and I do not get along very well....

Why?

Every time I've ate them lately, I get horribly nauseated...

I am forcing myself to type out 2 pages of my paper ><

(I am also filled with a desire to punch stuff and scream as I do....I hate writing nonfiction)

YOU CAN DO IT!