Today I Learned

I remember the first time I made scrambled eggs in the microwave, they went BOOM all right, blew the lid right off a container made specifically for this task. A lid that's meant be slid off, not popped off like tubberwear. Thankfully there was no mess associated with this.

that's why you watch it like a hawk and abort the moment things begin to go awry

I don't think there was any warning...

How to draw furry knees.

How to power wash a vehicle. I must say I quite like it, it seems much more thorough than handwashing with soup and a sponge or a car wash, along with being much faster.

How much shit is in my closet.

That if you're under 17 and in a mall (or at least one of my local malls) you have to be with someone 21 or older.

Guess how I found that out!

Wow Lief, way to accidentally live life on the edge.

Girafarig can learn crunch. It only makes sense because of his chain chomp rip-off of a tail...

There isn't an "r" in Scott Cawthon's last name.

That my family's family reunion has become an urban myth of sorts at the hotel we hold it at every year, mainly because of the epic Costco trips.

Really? I want to hear this one XD

I am still a fucking terrible parker...


Also I found out that my truck likes to make noise in neutral now, regardless of AC clutch status :hmmm:

Minecraft Villagers will harvest ripe crops. Saw a villager going around gathering wheat and carrots, then replanting them. I was amazed.

Yup that's one of the new features of 1.8

My wig will arrive tomorrow.