Poké Park

Yes!

So it would take about 4 hours to get there. .-.

Uhm, those average speeds of yours are too slow. I am bored to make the meters -> miles thing, but I know that it takes me only 2 and a half hours to reach Athens from my place.

you guys forgot people's complete disregard for speed limits :I

I was making a likely false assumption that most of the roads were quite bendy.

Fortunately, they are highways with a speed limit of 82 mph. And 80 is the average, seriously.

In kilometers, 132 per hour. It's just two hours and a little that way.

Welcome to America, land of the slow and fat.

Don't worry, we have the fat part here too. Every single meaning of the word...

No ya don't. You don't have the FRED (Fat/Fucking, Ridiculous, Economic/Environmental Disaster), better known as the Lockheed C-5 Galaxy.

I'm American, I can trash talk about my nation's military and the government can't do a thing about it:

Oh, lol. You have a nice way to shut my mouth down with these American shenaningans of yours XD

Credit for that one goes to the men and women who maintain the C-5. There's a similar one for our premier bomber, the Boeing B-52, BUFF (Big Ugly Fat Fucker). You'll see a lot of those in the picture compilation I'm putting together.

Okay, Americans still take the credit...

So here is another Welcome to America issue for me xD

*watches the thread derailment with some amusement*

*calls in the clean up crew*
*a group of Machamp storm the thread*

I don't...I DO NOT. That...BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!