Duelist Kingdom [v3]

jokool: brofist!
GreeceTPPS: 4
GreeceTPPS: ever
GreeceTPPS: ah
GreeceTPPS: ok
GreeceTPPS: lets both pic a different one this time
jokool: oh
jokool: already hit paper again...
jokool: okay
jokool: D:
GreeceTPPS: it would have been funny
GreeceTPPS: if we still picked the same one
jokool: it would have
jokool: oh god I haven't played this archtype in ages...
GreeceTPPS: I haven't played in ages
jokool: yeah, it's been a while since I've played too
jokool: like a month or so I think
GreeceTPPS: D:
GreeceTPPS: herosssssssss
jokool: this is dumb but here goes
GreeceTPPS has left the duel
jokool: DD:
jokool: GREEEEEEEEEEEEECE!!!!
jokool: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
jokool: *sobs*

jokool: Hi
Truthseeker4449: Hello Romch
returnofMCH: hey
jokool: Brofist 4 evah!
returnofMCH: paper versus paper X#
Truthseeker4449: I'm suprised you're already in my friend list
Truthseeker4449: START THE DAMN DUEL ALREADY
returnofMCH: 5 times
jokool: But....this is our thing
returnofMCH: 6
returnofMCH: 7
returnofMCH: 8
Truthseeker4449: You keep running count, I'll be right back
jokool: we've done it a few times already before you got here
Truthseeker4449: I'm checking a shipping name
returnofMCH: 9
jokool: bakeryshipping
returnofMCH: 10
jokool: I believe
returnofMCH: finally
Truthseeker4449: I propose we rename BakeryShipping to PaperFistingShipping
GreeceTPPS: ^^^
returnofMCH: hey jokool, are you going to ham it up if you're using a jack atlas deck?
returnofMCH: I need to play some more too
jokool: I might say CARD GAMES ON MOTOTCYCLES more
returnofMCH: lol
Truthseeker4449: More like Broken HEROs
jokool: I made this after Lux started using them
jokool: Not the first time I've played them
jokool: but my old deck is long gone
returnofMCH: I won against luma one time, but then she fotgot to concede defeat.
jokool: DD:
Truthseeker4449: INTERNET IS COLLAPSING IN ON ITSELF
returnofMCH: what
Truthseeker4449: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
Truthseeker4449: BUT DON'T FORGET THE CHATS
jokool: I got them

returnofMCH: ready
jokool has lost 1800 life points
jokool has lost 3800 life points
jokool: to defense
jokool admitted defeat
jokool: litereally had nothing
jokool: noooooooooooooothiiiiiiiiing
jokool has made a rematch offer
Siding for next duel has begun (0-1-0)
jokool: effect
returnofMCH: effect
jokool: whut?
returnofMCH: oh, I shouldn't have attacked ._.
jokool:
jokool: I'll pretend I never saw that
returnofMCH: same here
returnofMCH has lost 100 life points
returnofMCH has lost 900 life points
returnofMCH has lost 1600 life points
jokool: effect of black skull dragon
jokool: 2400 damage to you
returnofMCH has lost 2400 life points
returnofMCH: effect
jokool: do you have any xyz monsters for this deck?
returnofMCH: no, lief didn't give me any
jokool: so this is a copy of one of Lief's decks?
returnofMCH: oh wait I do, it's syncho I'm thinking of
returnofMCH: and yes, he allowed it
jokool: ah
returnofMCH: how do I pendulum summon again?
returnofMCH: which one is attacking
jokool: well, first you need pendulum monsters in the pendulum zones
jokool: and that one was attacking
jokool: I take it that you're not used to dueling
returnofMCH: this one?\
jokool: yes
returnofMCH has lost 1100 life points
returnofMCH has lost 1800 life points
jokool: effect
jokool: gg
returnofMCH admitted defeat
returnofMCH has made a rematch offer
Siding for next duel has begun (1-1-0)
jokool: one more, then I think I'm gonna call it a night
returnofMCH: okay
returnofMCH: go easy on me
jokool: forgot I gotta work early again tomorrow
jokool: k
returnofMCH: your turn
jokool: oh, I go first?
jokool: effect
jokool has lost 1400 life points
jokool: she dies as well
jokool has lost 1400 life points
jokool has lost 1800 life points
jokool: wyvern effect
returnofMCH: you didn't notic emy dark bribe did you
jokool: Well, it was set, so no
jokool: you could xyz summon at any time btw
jokool: if you have the right monsters out that is
jokool: and given that this is one of Lief's decks
jokool: I think it's safe to say you have the right monsters
jokool: brb phone
returnofMCH: how do I change the two to XYZ stuff
jokool: back
returnofMCH: managed to do stuff
jokool: k
returnofMCH: just realized I made a mistake
jokool: the fact you returned a card you set back to your hadn?
jokool: hand*
returnofMCH: yes
jokool: just set it again
returnofMCH: that card was the mistake
jokool: oh
jokool: okay
jokool: darkness metal effect
returnofMCH: ;evel 4 cannot attack
returnofMCH: or higher
jokool: first, this is an effect I'm activating right now
jokool: but it does prevent my red eyes monsters from attacking
jokool: second
jokool: since xyz monsters have no level
returnofMCH has lost 5200 life points
jokool: utopia can attack
jokool: big eye can't though since I used his efect
jokool: and your trap stays on the field
returnofMCH has gained 2600 life points
jokool: effect
returnofMCH has lost 2800 life points
jokool: almost forgot
jokool: flare metal effect
jokool: While this card has Xyz Material, each time your opponent activates a card or effect, inflict 500 damage to your opponent immediately after it resolves.
jokool: though
jokool: I'm not sure it still works if it's destroyed by the effect...
jokool: eh, just forget it for now
returnofMCH: ok
jokool: gg
jokool: oh wait
jokool: forgot about gravity bind...
jokool: welp
returnofMCH: effect
returnofMCH: oops
jokool: no
jokool: can't do that
jokool: a trap can't be activated the turn it's set
returnofMCH: ok
jokool: and you can't just activate it right from your hand
returnofMCH: sorry
jokool: np
jokool: there are some card effects that let you use traps directly from your hand though
returnofMCH: now can I activate it?
jokool: yes
jokool: technically
jokool: you could have even activated it during my turn
jokool: now for the fun part
jokool: ah, you got it
returnofMCH: can I attack directly?
jokool: no
jokool: you can only attack directly if my side of the field has no monsters
jokool: or if an effect lets you do so
jokool: there is an easier way to do that
jokool: overlay the monsters first, then use the Overlay button to summon the xyz monster
returnofMCH: you draw a card and deatory that spell
returnofMCH: derp
jokool: and I chained my trap to yours
jokool: so you draw instead
jokool: and I get my effect
jokool: finally
returnofMCH: are you going to attack
jokool: GG
returnofMCH: >:D
jokool: yay
jokool: nicely done
jokool admitted defeat
jokool: and now I need some rest...
returnofMCH has left the duel

Truthseeker4449: *drops in for a few minutes*
jokool: a rare bad start for this deck
Truthseeker4449: Looks nice and dark outside, so I'm going out for a bit. Hopefully I see you guys before this duel concludes
returnofMCH: hopefully jokoolt turn it around
jokool: ...
Truthseeker4449: well then
Truthseeker4449: lol
Truthseeker4449: Well I'll see you guys later
returnofMCH: I'm using your rank 4
YuiKatano: if romch isn't using the deck he inher
YuiKatano: huzzah!
returnofMCH: I added a couple extra mirror forces and a few dark bribes though
jokool: effect
jokool: derp
returnofMCH: how do I change the other cards to matierials
returnofMCH: never mind
returnofMCH: was that legit?
jokool: lief, you helping him?
jokool: *pokes lief*
jokool: RIP Lief
jokool: *gets a shovel*
jokool: *starts digging*
jokool: I am a duelest and I'm digging a hole
jokool: diggy diggy hole
jokool: digging a hole
jokool: *places Lief in the hole*
jokool: *buries Lief*
returnofMCH: dig dig dig that hole
jokool: *goes to get a tombstone*
Truthseeker4449: I have returned
Truthseeker4449: I'm now quite glad I did that trip.
jokool: Got a tombstone on you by any chance
Truthseeker4449: For Lief?
Truthseeker4449: Might have one in my truck, they were on sale at the Funeral Home
jokool: yep
jokool: I poked him a few times, and he did nothing
jokool: so I buried him
Truthseeker4449: I see, give me a few minutes
jokool: *points to freshly turned dirt*
jokool: k
Truthseeker4449: How old is Lief?
returnofMCH: around 15 I think
Truthseeker4449: Then I'll put 2000(?)
jokool: one sec
jokool: hmmm
jokool: doesn't say on his profile
jokool: but yeah, I think he's 15 or 16
jokool: may be 16 this year
returnofMCH: I'm 18 this year
Truthseeker4449: Here we go https://i.servimg.com/u/f18/18/05/23/68/lief_d10.jpg
jokool: perfect!
jokool: *places it on the grave*
returnofMCH: post that to the pit stop please
jokool: I'll grab the chats since Truth wasn't here earlier
Truthseeker4449: K, let's leave hiim to rot then
jokool:
jokool: no idea why I did that...
jokool: *goes to get some much needed sleep*