The All-Mighty Triforce and Shenanigans

I do have to ponder the connection between Lana - who wears sky blue and white - and the Deku Tree, who has people connected to him usually wear green.

I think that was explained in her debut game.

I think this is her debut game. (Which may or may not answer that question/be what you mean, just from a Zelda-lore/Lief perspective it seems odd.)

Also of note, Ghrahim (or however you spell it) and Zant are also in Hyrule Warriors.

but everyone has known that for a while.

They have?

...

Define "a while" and/or "everyone".

two months and the people on the internet who follow the games updates on sites such as joystiq or IGN.

Oh.

...

I have been fooled

by some random website?

No, either posts that I haven't checked the dates on comments or a non-up-to-date IGN wiki guide or my poor reading skills. One of those three.

I saw zant on the IGN wiki guide at one point.

And that is why I also am blaming my faulty reading skills, although I think most of the comments I read were for bringing in Ghriham.

All while looking fabulous!!
Here's some screenshots.
You can EVEN CUT GRASS. :D Apparently, they were considering making a stage solely for the purpose of cutting grass, but I don't think it made it. :I
Here's more on that Adventure Mode ROMCH mentioned.
There's a Chain Chomp weapon, Lana gets a new weapon allowing her to use a giant Cucco to attack with, and characters can be upgraded, sorta.

so manly, Ganondorf...:

You almost have to wonder why Ganondorf and the other playable villians are ATTACKING common enemies and bosses...I mean, you'd expect them to be attacking Hyrulean Soldiers, or something...*theories abound*

I'm certain that it was mentioned as a joke. And if it wasn't, it's not in anyway.

Level-up system, yay!  Hopefully it isn't as bad as Zelda II's.

I can't believe that you are falling for Ganondorf, Bunny! What will Link say?!

yeah, you're falling for one of the biggest fan-favorite villains in gaming history who is unrivaled in how evil he is. that's not going to go over well with your dream husband/soul miite (as in soul mate with miis) as he's the said villain's arch-nemesis.

LOL NO. I'm making fun of his look. That hair...and he's holding a HEART. LOL. SERIOUSLY THOUGH. EVIL DUDE HOLDING A PRETTY HEART. lol
If Link needs to worry about anyone, it would be...hm...Sheik has been confirmed a girl, so...um...Shadow Link?? Ghirahim would be an interesting friend, and Vaati can be cool, but none are really smexy like Link.


And Onox is just a creep, ew.

though, Ganondorf is a pretty cool villian.