Poké Park [v2]

Hey man, that's just what happens when you get that drunk. You fall asleep (or just blackout), wind up in some unfamiliar location (sometimes in a bed without any pants), and from there the shit just rolls down hill until the cops come to fish you out and haul you off to jail with rather long list of charges.

*cues Officer Jenny*

Ew.   

Guysguysguys, Hoenn confirmed!

No, really.  Check the Pokemon website.

ITS HAPPENING!!!! http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2014/05/pokemon_omega_ruby_and_pokemon_alpha_sapphire_confirmed_for_worldwide_3ds_launch_in_november

MY ENTIRE LIFE IS COMPLETE

just read it on IGN, and wow. just wow.

I keep bouncing between wanting Omega Ruby for the nostalgia and Alpha Sapphire for a new experience. I think at this point I prefer Alpha Sapphire.

Groudon and Kyogre's (presumably) Mega forms look interesting.

I'm grabbing both, as usual.

Only thing I know is that if there's different "hats" for Brendan (rather than headbands), I'm sticking with the default.

HE HAS WHITE HAIR DAMN IT. 

No idea which one I'll get. I do know that I need to get a 2DS and Y first though.

Sweet. Holy. Sonofasandworm.

Welp, now I have egg on my face.

I'm going to get Omega Ruby, because a) I got Ruby first and b) Groudon is cooler and Omega sounds cooler then Alpha. Not sure which starter I'll get, although I'll be ticked if Game Freak doesn't introduce Mega Forms for the other two starters.

The only thing I'm not that happy about is the names. They sound like hilariously bad ROM hacks or something. But other than that, November can't come sooner.

It really can't, given how its position in the year is fixed :I

Gotta agree about the names. Magma Ruby and Aqua Sapphire would have sounded so much cooler IMO.