Retro Trip Down Hoenn's Memory Lane

This took way too long...

But now I can progress through the story, which means battling the gym leader Brawly.

It's so dark......

*brings out Taillow for protection*
*takes another step, running into an old man*
*Taillow begins pecking him to death*


Then it won't be my fault if you cry. Go, Taillow!

*defeats Laura and she starts to cry*

It would appear defeating trainers making things easier to see.


And I'll show the grumption of a Pissed Off Soul Reaper!


And like all who stand in my way, you shall fall.


So after defeating all the Gym Trainers, I have to leave for school.

So after mopping the floor with Brawly's ass, we can finally use the HM Flash.


Only Kirlia can learn Flash, so I'll delete Growl to make room. And now that Flash has been learned, I shall head back to Granite Cave to deliver that letter.


There's some kind of slide thing here, but I can't make it up on my own :(

Just south of that, I find a Poke Ball.


What is this oddly colored rock?

*walks over to it and feels it*
*realises that it's Everstone*
*I break a chunk off and pocket it*


This is apparently the guy I need to give the letter to, there's no one else here but that hiker.


Oooo, a TM :O


Steel Wing :D

That's a nice payment for my services

Sadly TMs are single use, which sucks. So I won't be using this one unless I need to.

And after taking my number, he leaves. Maybe he'll call me. I personally don't care if he does or not, I get enough phone calls from different people.

Well, now that the letter has been delivered, I need to go deliver that package of parts. BACK TO THE PREVERTED OLD MAN AND HIS BIRD


*spots this ship as we go zooming by*
I wonder who fucked up that one.


The beach! Sun, Soda, and Other People! I hate the beach. It's too hot and I can't swim in real life. I also am fairly anti-social around strangers and extremely shy in swimwear. There are also strangers that keep challenging me to battles. I rake the sand with them. But there are also people nice enough to give me items.

As I'm running off the beach, I get a phone call from Roxanne. She must have been pissed that I didn't register her back in Rustbro City.


WTF, is Comic-Con here today?

*walks quickly away*

*finds this building*

*wonders if there is anything good inside*



Eh, not too bad... Thank you Aron!

There is a move tutor here, but I'm uninterested in the move Swagger.


A market!

*checks my wallet and finds $15,268*

Let's see if they have anything good.

*walks over the first stall and recieves a Key Item, the Powder jar of dirt*

I don't think I can use this....


This asshole won't sell me anything until I become a member of his group, something I'm not interested in.


This energic man is selling EV boosting items, but I'm not interested in any.


Dolls! Boring....

Actually, I came here to get away from a perverted old man and his bird.

*walks out of the house*

Everyone keeps talking about this battle tent thing. I might as well see what all the fuss is about.


Well, this looks like the place.


Hmm.... so the way this works is that I recieve some Pokemon and I battle with them. Worth a shot.


Hmm... Shroomish, Trapinch, Swablu, Skitty, Machoke, and Tentacool.

Not the best selection to choose from... I'll take Machoke, Trapinch, and Shroomish.

*3 battles later*

A full heal for all that? *pulls out the explosives*

*sets the charges and runs*
*one minute later*

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