APRIL FOOLS 2018: Things on the loose!

Dear fantabulous Morbans, those of this other world,
I do regret the changes that have recently unfurled;
You see, my Things, they have gotten quite loose,
They're running amok like a double wild goose!
They're wreaking havoc! Destruction! Turmoil, I hear!
They've turned poor, dear Morbo into Seuss World I fear!
Well, not fear, no no no, that's too strong a word―
Really, the place seems improved. But that's what I prefer!
Back now, then, to the matter at hand:
My Things are hiding wide through the land.
They leave tell-tale signs,
They should be easy to find.
Just look for where chaos has ensued!
They shouldn't go far. They're quick to switch tasks.
But first they'll look for guidance. They may need a map!
Look there, then, look there―that's the first clue.
If you can bring them back, then my hat's off to you!

Good work, my friend, you've brought Thing 1 of them in!
I've cleaned up his devilish tricks once again.
Now next I am sure that a Thing there will be
Somewhere where one might expect privacy!
(Those little scamps... they need a few weeks in a discipline camp.)

I tried taking a screenshot, but the uploader is just as screwed up as the private message mailbox is.

*throws Thing 2 at the Cat In The Hat*

My apologies for my belated "thank you" in catching that chap;
In all honesty, I was partaking in a little catnap.
No matter though, because the next Thing is loose!
And this one's only about as subtle as Zeus!

pretty sure he's tilting the front page hanging out at the bottom

Ding ding ding ding!
Yes, that's a Thing!
When it comes to bedlam and mayhem and tumult, he's quite the king!
But now his friend has moved out for duty,
And the prank in his mind is a beauty;
So scout him right out, you'll find him before long!
He's hiding where this very day does belong!

He's on the calendar page. :V

And so he was! Such a curious lad.
But alas, he's called for his next comrade:
A mischievous tyke, his class is in session―
And he aims to mislead all those who have questions!

FAQ, specifically the question about "Is there a Thing in here?"

That you are right!
And I think that will do.
My Things are collected―
And all thanks to you!
Yes, thank you, thank you!
It's been a true joy.
I really must thank you
For standing their ploys.
But until the next time I come 'round these parts,
I must bid adieu―so long, so long, those with good hearts!