Random Ramblings: Season 6 - Episode 3 - Cooking With Lies, by Snek Lief Katano

*Gets axe*

DUUUUUUUEL

*stab* *stab*

TAKE THAT

BUT AXES BEAT KNIVES

I ONLY HAVE ONE WEAPON WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

*offers Greece a .50 caliber Desert Eagle Monster of a Handgun*

Thanks fam

*pew* *pew*

I should open a store "Truth's Armory and Merchantile of the 4449th Overkill Division"

Greece wrote:I ONLY HAVE ONE WEAPON WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

OPTIMAL USAGE OF THE WEAPON TRIANGLE

STEAL HER AXE AND GIVE HER A REVERSE AXE, I DON'T CARE

YOU MEAN A SPEAR

YOU WANT ME TO GIVE HER A SPEAR

I WAS THINKING OF ONE OF THOSE AXES THAT REVERSE THE WEAPON TRIANGLE SO YOU CAN TRUMP HER WITH KNIVES

YOU'D WANT TO GIVE HER A SWORD, ANYWAYS, BECAUSE WITH SPEARS YOU'D BE EQUAL

SWORDS OR MAGIC

BUT I HAVE A GUN NOW

*flops over dead from stabs/bullets*

Greece wrote:YOU MEAN A SPEAR

YOU WANT ME TO GIVE HER A SPEAR

I must say at first I read this with a completely different meaning... But nonetheless, I have spears for rent as well!




*attempts to resuscitate Nopon*

Greece wrote:BUT I HAVE A GUN NOW

GUNS DEAL DAMAGE EQUAL TO THEIR WEAPON POWER SQUARED

YOU MAY HAVE BEEN JIPPED

Truthseeker4449 wrote:

Greece wrote:YOU MEAN A SPEAR

YOU WANT ME TO GIVE HER A SPEAR

I must say at first I read this with a completely different meaning... But nonetheless, I have spears for rent as well!




*attempts to resuscitate Nopon*

TS plz no

*walks into the room*

Hey, who's the dead guy?