First Poster Wins [v1]

*wins because I'm probably getting a new phone today*

*wins for having an old fashioned flip phone that suits my needs perfectly*

*wins because I've had the same phone for around 4 years and I just discovered something new on it today*

*fusion summons Izanagi-no-Okami and has him use Myraid Truths for the win*

I win because I spent the past 13 hours in bed.

I win because I do that every weekend. :I

I win because I'm going to be driving trains tomorrow.

I win because all of the days of good snow weren't school days...

I win because I've hated most of my snow days this year because of the opposite, I missed school.

I win because all the snow days have delayed my Music Tech class. Which means we don;t have to share our podcasts yet!

I win because I busted my youngest brother by checking my 3DS's activity log and discovering someone was using my 3DS while I was asleep. My day will now be much more peaceful now that he's stuck in his room.

I win because I know how to protect my self from Librarians: Run.

I win because I love the library, I'll walk a mile in the snow and ice to go to the library for a book or movie.

*was talking about Night Vale* I win because I love muscles.

I win because I've spent much of the last hour outside shoveling snow and my hands are all numb.