APRIL FOOLS 2016: Announcing a new RPG! Welcome to Corneria!

Hello there, ladies and lads, and welcome to the grand unveiling of a brand new RPG—that is, Welcome to Corneria!

For this game, all you need to do is log into that there account, change your theme to match your character, and you're in! Huzzah! Hip hip hooray!

What's the point of this game, you ask? Well, nevermind that! You can figure it out yourself! In the meantime, take your time to pace around in circles, plant some dialogue trees, and bask in the most wonderful game ever released in the modern era!

can we keep this

-starts grinding-

*happily paces in circles*

*opens up a shop*

That's a thing NPCs do, right?

That's a thing Greece is supposed to do.

But I think Greece is still gone, so...I cant really stop ya for stepping in for her momentarily.

Meanwhile, I will open up a Potion shop! Get your potions, here, here! :D

I can find something else NPC to do.

Heck, it's not like I can actually do anything until I get home tomorrow...

tEM oPeN TEm ShOP!!! hOI!!!!

OBJECTION!

*Chills with mah maps, snarking the PC for staying in Jerusalem instead of progressing through the main questline*

A wise approach, Altaïr. If you stay here, Talal will just die of old age.

...

Thinking of another great plan, Altaïr? Like the one back at Solomon's Temple?

...

I'm gettin real tired of yo shit, Altaïr.

*appears out of nowhere mildly confused*

*looks at a calendar*

Oh.... Meh why not.

*wanders off*

Hoot.

(This avatar shrunk a lot...)

nominating /u/Strigiform's theme as best theme, at least for this event

Sti.gi.fooooooooooorm whyyyyyy

Lief Katano wrote:can we keep this

not at the moment but I can resume trying to work out how to get a theme switcher since I know more stuff now :V

Strigiform wrote:Hoot.

(This avatar shrunk a lot...)

The system automatically shrinks it proportionally so it's below 200 pixels on both axes.

Lief Katano wrote:nominating /u/Strigiform's theme as best theme, at least for this event

then use the awards thread :V

Also I notice you used the Reddit format for mentioning a username there :B