Random Ramblings: Season 4 - Episode 11 - New Faces, New Rivals, New Shippings!

*eats the nuclear waste*


Mhmmmm.

Actually, I have several tasks to perform at my job.
The nuclear waste is from a...side project. Namely ME trying my hand at creative writing. Don't ask how that produces nuclear waste.

Good thing I'm not your boss or you would've been fired a long time ago.

you're not the boss of me now

Livia wrote:you're not the boss of me now

You act as though I was your boss at one point.

its a song

Truthseeker4449 wrote:Good thing I'm not your boss or you would've been fired a long time ago.

I do my job very well, but there are times when there is nothing for ME to do. I don't like being bored...

I fire unproductive employees. I don't pay people to sit on their ass and do nothing.

yes you do

Truthseeker4449 wrote:

jokool wrote:

Truthseeker4449 wrote:*was extremely tempted to demote jokool to moderator for a few hours*

Geez... You let out one evil laugh, and everyone turns against you. :I

Hey I don't get any credit for stopping a few clicks short of demoting you? :I

Okay. *hits a few keys on his keyboard*

You now have unlimited credit for the next 24 hours. Also, there's like 300% interest in that credit, so be careful with it.

Customer service requires there to be customers that need assistance.
I do my job well, ergo people only need to call in once or twice to resolve an issue.

If I'm not getting phone calls, emails, or new applications, there's nothing for ME to do. Not my fault.
I usually find something productive to do...like posting in Internet forums!

jokool wrote:

Truthseeker4449 wrote:

jokool wrote:

Truthseeker4449 wrote:*was extremely tempted to demote jokool to moderator for a few hours*

Geez... You let out one evil laugh, and everyone turns against you. :I

Hey I don't get any credit for stopping a few clicks short of demoting you? :I

Okay. *hits a few keys on his keyboard*

You now have unlimited credit for the next 24 hours. Also, there's like 300% interest in that credit, so be careful with it.

*immediately buys a spaceship*

See ya suckers later! I'm headed to the lands unknown!

Mathematical Enigma wrote:Customer service requires there to be customers that need assistance.
I do my job well, ergo people only need to call in once or twice to resolve an issue.

If I'm not getting phone calls, emails, or new applications, there's nothing for ME to do. Not my fault.
I usually find something productive to do...like posting in Internet forums!

Which is why there are other methods than paying people by the hour.

Don't misunderstand ME. There are days, weeks, and even months when I am absolutely swamped. Last Tuesday I spent the entire day doing moment calculations for one very complex application.
The entire month of June, I was busy every work day. It evens itself out.


...plus the place where I work is pretty lighthearted. Just this morning, I built a barrier out of cardboard boxes and called it Ft. Kickass. Just a few minutes ago, one of my coworkers pranked another by setting his desktop background to Barbie Princess...for all three of his screens.

I am a desktop background.

My desktop background is also a prank, but it was a prank on my coworkers.
I set my desktop background as a complex error I managed to get while trying to access the CAD host server one day.
My coworkers would come over to chat, they'd see my screen and legitimately thought I broke my computer.
It was funny. XD