Dear Anonymous

Dear Anonymous,

Why did you have to change?

Pls stop being so salty.

Dear anonymous,

Please get out of my head... I don't want to think of you. I don't want to feel anything for you. I just want to get back to being my normal self again.

I'm tired of feeling so stupid and weak... It's like I'm Superman and you're Kryptonite... I never wanted to have this feeling again, so why did I have to start feeling this way about you?

Just...get out...please?

jokool

Dear Enduser,

Why the f*ck are you putting your fingers near a moving machine?! This is a very avoidable issue.

Sincerely,
Tech Support

Why are you such a failure? Each time you try you fail. you're just a waste of space who should leave. There are other people that would befit so much if you were gone. you have no purpose, nothing redeeming. You're not smart or fit, and you never see just what is in front of you, to say the obvious solution. You're a waste.

Dear Anonymous,

I know you want this, I want it too...Just how do I explain it to everyone? It'll be tough...not just to explain things, but the whole endeavor.

Dear Anonymous,

We talked and nothing has changed. Can you please tell it to my face? Are we friends? Are we not? If the former, then please stop ignoring my existence and treat my like it. If the latter, then get out of my life, because clearly if you don't need me in yours, I don't need you in mine either.

Dear Anonymous. I put a lot of time and effort into something. I did a better job than you did. Give me a little respect please. Ugh. -.-

Dear Anonymous, I'm pretty sure it's cheaper to be changing your oil every 7,500 miles with a full synthetic oil (mostly in Asian models), than buying conventional oil every 3,000.

Dear Anonymous,

If you want to go on a date with me, some notice more than a night in advance would be great. Also, if you wanted to contact me on Facebook about, don't just say, "Hey *insert my name here*" to try to contact. Maybe just flat out ask. Give details. When, where, etc.
And, if you do decide to call me, which I do appreciate, please don't do it at 10:30 at night. That is a terrible time to call someone.

Now, I do admit that when you had messaged me the other day, I had figured what you wanted to talk about. And yes, I did purposefully ignore you. That was wrong of me, and I could have at least responded with a "hey", but I was honestly not wanting to hold a conversation at that moment. Plus, I could have been wrong about your intentions.

I hope I didn't sound annoyed over the phone, and I apologize if I hurt you in any way? I think I handled the situation well enough, but I can never really be sure. I'll get back to you when I have a free day to go on a date as I promised, but I don't really want to go on one...maybe if we could do something more fun this time around rather than going to the mall, that would be great.

P.S. I still feel terrible about allowing you to buy me that shirt. But I do say, it is a very nice shirt and I wear it often. It is comfy and, well, it's a Link tunic, so of course I've wanted it. It still makes me feel a tad guilty though.

Dear Anonymous Person who checked Fairy Tail Volume 49,

It's overdue by 17 days :I

*is waiting on Volume 49, already having Volumes 50 through 53*

Dear Anonymous person who took the parking spot I was backing into, endangered a family in the crosswalk, and ran a stop sign in the process

You're an asshole and deserve to have both your license revoked and your car taken from you. Perhaps I shouldn't have stopped to avoid a colloision and instead floored it so the back of my truck rammed into your driver door as you cut in behind me.

Dear Anonymous lady in Walmart parking lot,

*sarcasm* Thanks for trying to run over my dad as you zoomed into a parking spot, and then stopping half way out into the street. That would have been the best birthday present ever. Also thanks for not apologizing or anything.

I almost wonder if it's the same person.

To those who do not clean off the roofs of their cars, please consider the following.

Your roof is holding 50 pounds, if not more, of ice. The top of your car will warm up as you drive with the heat on. The car itself will bounce and vibrate as you go down the road.

That ice will work itself loose and become a 50 pound unguided missile of destruction. How would you like that ice to fly off your car and land on the windshield of the car behind you? What if it slides forward over your windshield? It's solid ice, your windshield wipers are not going to move it. If anything, the ice will rip them off.

There's serious potential for a serious accident just because you were a lazy bum who didn't want to take the time to clean off their car.

Good riddance, I was getting tired of you upsetting my friends