Random Ramblings: Season 4 - Episode 2 - Turn OFF the Flaffy Gijinkas, it's time to Paint!

*appears to haunt Caprizant*

*back door me looks around* Hi Truth! :D
*another me walks out from the direction of the Cage holding a hammer and some nails*

What's all the hubbub?

*emotionally tortures both Caprizants*

*another me comes into port on a giant spaceship* Alright, who made the black holes, that was a tough landing

*the two other mes point at each other* They did it!

*main me casually swims out of the black hole*

*tortures all the Caprizants*

Hey, that tickles D:

*a me the size of several planets pokes my face over the horizon* What tickles?

*continues tickling all the Caprizants*

*all the mes laugh heartily*
*giant me starts to take several quick breaths while raising a finger to my nose*

*all the rest of the mes yell* DON'T SNEEZE!

*giant me sneezes, the black holes all collide and swallow each other*
*giant strings of spaghetti start raining down from the now giant single black hole*

Oooooh, spaghettification in action! :O

*continues my pathetic attempts at revenge*

Goddammit, TS.

Well we went from 41 black holes to just one so... :I

And also caused pasta to rain down from the sky. Everyone knows pasta's the deadliest form of attack in the universe!

*all of me start eating spaghetti*

Lief Katano wrote:And also caused pasta to rain down from the sky. Everyone knows pasta's the deadliest form of attack in the universe!

Well at the time I went through military school centuries ago, that was an unknown fact. :I

Shouldn't this whole "giant black hole taking the place of all of the moons" thing have more of an effect on the tides than it's having?

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*sound of rushing water*

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