Random Ramblings: Season 3, Episode 11—Nautical Nonsense

Yes, kill it before it consumes our seamen!

OK!

*pulls out a magic swords and slashes at the sea monster*

*the monster roars in pain and causes a huge wave that swamps the deck*

*has a water resistant cape*

Ha!

*water washes some of the food overboard*

Greece wrote:Haven't you heard of traveling merchants?

or merchants that can fight?

No, I mean they usually annoy you until you buy their wares. Travelling merchants are usually worse about that.

And I cannot recall any fighting merchants. Save one. The brilliant Torenko Taloon the IV, who was sadly taken from us while exploring a mysterious dungeon. Then he was brought back to a church and revived.

*starts using the sword as a sword against the sea monster*

Ya, but this is me were talking about! Would I do that to you guys? Maybe some people I didn't like, but you guys?

*uses some one of the sword's magic powers and enchants Lief with extra attack power*

I changed my mind! You're the best merchant ever! :D

*jumps into the air a attacks the sea monster again*

*the sea monster swats Greece away and then summons a storm*
*the rising seas is making the boat pitch and roll violently*

Hurry Truth be a lightning rod!

SUPER POWERED BOLT LIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK

*electrifies sword and attacks the sea monster*

Quickly, Greece! Follow up my attack so I can follow up your attack!

*strikes the sea monster with the another one of the sword's magic powers*

*the monster is killed, but the seas keep building*

I thought these things were supposed to disappear as soon as you killed the summoner!