APRIL FOOLS 2014: PHBBBBBT.

His Splashiness is well protected by his horde of Gyarados Gyards. He has no need of a peasant Magikarp to protect him at this time.

B-b-b-but I can do this! -makes a spark of lightning-

Now other water types can't get near him!

W-what kind of sorcery is this??!! An electric Karp is no friendly Karp! Electricity is our fiend! A fiend worst than those of the Feebas Dynasty!

This Karp with strange Magiks must be SPLASHED!

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

-splashes away-

KARP DO NOT HAVE WELL SCULPTED LEGS.
YOU ARE NOT KARP. YOU IMPOSTOR.
PHBBBBBBBBBBT.

Burnin' Bunnies wrote:His Splashiness is well protected by his horde of Gyarados Gyards. He has no need of a peasant Magikarp to protect him at this time.

I HAVE NO NEED FOR GYARADOS. I AM MAGIKARP WALDO II. I AM MY OWN GYARADOS.

ALSO. YOUR FUTILE QUEST FOR FUTILE DEFEAT OF ME IS HERE. YOU MAY COMMENCE. IF YOU DARE.

PHBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBT.

 Of course, thy great Magikarp.

Prepare yourself, fiend! Though I may not know the way to do it, I, Lief Vincent Katano the XIVth, shall knock you down!

We're gonna need a really big Old Rod.

No, that'll just make things worse!

7 HOURS LEFT. OR 8, DEPENDING ON YOUR "TIME ZONE." BECAUSE IT TAKES EXACTLY AN HOUR. FOR MY TAIL. TO REACH. THE CENTRAL TIMEZONE.

ANYWAY. FILTHY HUMANS. 7/8c HOURS LEFT. AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? NOTHING. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

Yawn.

Yuya Sakaki wrote:Yawn.

YOU FIRST.

It's funny because I feel asleep for two hours after reading all of this  

Arm the Spark Cannons! Prepare your highest level Thunder spells! Get as many high-level Pikachu as possible!

Spark Cannons are no fun!