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The Shipping Lane Archives
by Guest 18th January 2013, 5:30 pm
Welcome to the Shipping Lane Archives!
Here, we have the greatest moments in TPPSSL history (or some of them anyway).
To start off, I'd like to post Lief and Luma's vows:
Lief - 25th August 2012, 06:20 PM
And here's a set of vows that are just pure gold in humor!
Truthseeker4449 - 25th June 2012, 02:06 PM
Current version of the alternate speech that I may or may not be using.
Originally Posted by The New Fancy Book
Ahhhhh..... Good ol' LuefShipping!
Here, we have the greatest moments in TPPSSL history (or some of them anyway).
To start off, I'd like to post Lief and Luma's vows:
Lief - 25th August 2012, 06:20 PM
- Spoiler:
Take this as you will.
And here's a set of vows that are just pure gold in humor!
Truthseeker4449 - 25th June 2012, 02:06 PM
Current version of the alternate speech that I may or may not be using.
Originally Posted by The New Fancy Book
- Spoiler:
- Dearly beloved and dearly hated, we are gathered here today in the present of these witnesses to join this pervert and this woman willing to put up with him in unholy matrimony. Into this estate these weirdos now come to be joined. If any person present can show just cause as to why this Luma and this creep are not to be married, speak now or let Pyradox hit you with a sledgehammer.
Lief, will you have this luma to be your wedded wife, to love her, comfort her with red velvet cushions and martinis, honor and keep her, along with all the other girls in your room, to study her female anatomy, for so long as you both shall live, which shouldn't be too long if you continue waging fights with people well beyond your rank in The Cage?
Princess of Lumas, will you have this pervert to be your wedded husband, to love him in a strange way, comfort him with discomforting remarks, honor and keep him in a dog collar, and forsaking all others, to stay in his room with all the other female objects of interest, so long as you both shall live?
Take hands and repeat after me: I, Lief, take you, Princess of Lumas, to be my wedded wife, to have and to fondle in inappropriate areas, for better for worse, for rich and even richer, to love and to cherish, from this day backwards.
I, Princess of Lumas, take you, Lief, to be my wedded husband, to have in a dog collar and to be creeped out by your fondling, for better for worse, but mostly for worse, for richer for poorer, to love and to hate, from this day backwards.
Do you have a ring for the bride? Please place the ring on the bride's finger and say: With this ring, I fuck thee.
Is there a ring for the groom? Please place the ring on the groom's finger and say: With this ring, I fuck thee.
Let these rings be given and received as a token of your strange affection, excessive lying, and infidelity to one another.
In as much as Lief and Princess of Lumas have consented together in headlock and have witnessed the same before this unfortunate company, and pledged their altered vows to each other, by the authority vested in me by the Planetary Pit Stop, I now pronounce you reluctant husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride, or punch her in the face. Whichever you prefer.
Ahhhhh..... Good ol' LuefShipping!
Last edited by jokool on 18th January 2013, 10:20 pm; edited 2 times in total
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Re: The Shipping Lane Archives
by Guest 18th January 2013, 6:50 pm
I just came across when HotFudgeShipping first came about:
jokool - 6th August 2012, 08:20 PM (explaining what happened to Fin-Fin)
I'll try to sort it out better in a bit.
jokool - 6th August 2012, 08:20 PM (explaining what happened to Fin-Fin)
- Spoiler:
- Originally Posted by Chaosj2 today, at 11:12 AM in the cage
-dumps hot fudge on everyone-
Originally Posted by Lief, shortly after
*starts licking the hot fudge off of himself*
Originally Posted by Chaosj2
-drops icecream on everyone-
Originally Posted by Greece
*Makes a ball out of all the sugary sweets and throws it at Leif*
Originally Posted by Lief
*licks some hot fudge off of Greece*
Originally Posted by Greece
STOP LICKING ME!!!!!
*
Lief*
Originally Posted by Lief
*gets hit the first few times then skillfully evades*
It's just so tempting!
Originally Posted by Truthseeker4449
HotFudgeShipping
I'll try to sort it out better in a bit.
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Re: The Shipping Lane Archives
by Guest 18th January 2013, 7:42 pm
Poor Chaos....
- Spoiler:
- Truthseeker4449 - 26th August 2012, 07:33 AM
*isn't happy Lief eloped*
Lief - 26th August 2012, 07:33 AM
Why?
Truthseeker4449 - 26th August 2012, 07:44 AM
You robbed us of our fun....
Lief - 26th August 2012, 07:45 AM
I kinda preferred it this way. Less chaos.
Truthseeker4449 - 26th August 2012, 07:55 AM
I don't blame you from wanting less chaos, but you still robbed us of our fun.
Lief - 26th August 2012, 07:59 AM
Sorry.
Chaosj2 - 26th August 2012, 10:31 AMLief wrote:I kinda preferred it this way. Less chaos.Truthseeker4449 wrote:I don't blame you from wanting less chaos, but you still robbed us of our fun.- Spoiler:
- Okay....
Truthseeker4449 - 26th August 2012, 10:34 AM
Where are you going?
Chaosj2 - 26th August 2012, 10:36 AM
People wanted less Chaos :(walked to the snack machine
Truthseeker4449 - 26th August 2012, 10:51 AM
When we say "chaos", we mean the kind of chaos that comes with blowing crap up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx2Uflz-Jfk&feature=player_embedded
Chaosj2 - 26th August 2012, 10:53 AM
I know, but when everyone simply calls you 'chaos' on many many sites, it starts to mess with the way you read things XP
Chaoticshipping=Chaosj2XChaos(the concept)xChaos(the SA monster thingy)Xchaos(the little blue guys)Xlackofspacesinshippingsnames
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Re: The Shipping Lane Archives
by Truthseeker4449 19th January 2013, 8:30 am
This is so funny and it deserves to be posted here as well.
jokool wrote:Here's one of the LuefShipping vows:
Truthseeker4449 - 25th June 2012, 02:06 PM
Current version of the alternate speech that I may or may not be using.
Originally Posted by The New Fancy Book
- Spoiler:
Lief, will you have this luma to be your wedded wife, to love her, comfort her with red velvet cushions and martinis, honor and keep her, along with all the other girls in your room, to study her female anatomy, for so long as you both shall live, which shouldn't be too long if you continue waging fights with people well beyond your rank in The Cage?
Princess of Lumas, will you have this pervert to be your wedded husband, to love him in a strange way, comfort him with discomforting remarks, honor and keep him in a dog collar, and forsaking all others, to stay in his room with all the other female objects of interest, so long as you both shall live?
Take hands and repeat after me: I, Lief, take you, Princess of Lumas, to be my wedded wife, to have and to fondle in inappropriate areas, for better for worse, for rich and even richer, to love and to cherish, from this day backwards.
I, Princess of Lumas, take you, Lief, to be my wedded husband, to have in a dog collar and to be creeped out by your fondling, for better for worse, but mostly for worse, for richer for poorer, to love and to hate, from this day backwards.
Do you have a ring for the bride? Please place the ring on the bride's finger and say: With this ring, I fuck thee.
Is there a ring for the groom? Please place the ring on the groom's finger and say: With this ring, I fuck thee.
Let these rings be given and received as a token of your strange affection, excessive lying, and infidelity to one another.
In as much as Lief and Princess of Lumas have consented together in headlock and have witnessed the same before this unfortunate company, and pledged their altered vows to each other, by the authority vested in me by the Planetary Pit Stop, I now pronounce you reluctant husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride, or punch her in the face. Whichever you prefer.
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Re: The Shipping Lane Archives
by Guest 19th January 2013, 10:33 pm
Never forget this people!
Truthseeker4449 - December 29, 2012, 09:05 AM
Originally Posted by Marche Radiuji
This is Truthseeker4449 we're talking about.
He always ships legitimately.
*gives Lief a cookie for remembering that I am totally serious when it comes to shipping*
Truthseeker4449 - December 29, 2012, 09:05 AM
Originally Posted by Marche Radiuji
This is Truthseeker4449 we're talking about.
He always ships legitimately.
*gives Lief a cookie for remembering that I am totally serious when it comes to shipping*
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