Random Ramblings Archives

by Guest 17th January 2013, 7:59 pm

Dunspach is your overlord. Do not reboot. Long live the metallic oysters!

Welcome to the Random Ramblings archives!

H ere, we have the best moments from our beloved Random Ramblings of the past.

I figured I should start with the first random post of all (or nearly all) the members of the Pit Stop (note: I'll edit this as soon as I come across a newer member's first post):

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by Guest 17th January 2013, 8:30 pm

The Origin of 'Pac-Cap' (Cap's old nickname):

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by Guest 17th January 2013, 9:52 pm

Thought this was funny:

Truthseeker4449 - 4th April 2012, 02:47 PM
*Morphs into BulbyRed*
*Walks boldy into the girls locker room*
*Is spotted, flash steps to get away*
*Girls spot the real BulbyRed*
*Girls beat the real BulbyRed up*
*Watchs from above in his Night Fury form*
I love ruining other's reps

Lief - 4th April 2012, 05:15 PM
*runs away like hell since he doesn't want to hurt girls to further ruin rep*
*spots Night Fury*
*summons Double Coston, then kills it to summon Dark Magician*
*Dark Magician Dark Magic Attacks Night Fury (Truthseeker)*

by Guest 17th January 2013, 11:56 pm

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by Guest 18th January 2013, 12:11 am

Who remembers Omneon?

Caprizant - 20th April 2012, 10:52 PM
Love to most people: "You can't define love."
Love to Wikipedia: "Love is an emotion of a strong affection and personal attachment. Love is also a virtue representing all of human kindness, compassion, and affection..."

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by Guest 18th January 2013, 12:54 am

And now, I present to you.....

THE GIANT MAGIKARP APOCALYPSE!!!

Part 1: The discovery and first steps in preparing for the arrival (found on pages 51 - 53 of the old Random Ramblings):

Spoiler:

Caprizant - 21st April 2012, 04:40 PM
I AM MAGIKARP! FEAR MY SPLASH!

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TheCapsFan - 21st April 2012, 04:42 PM
OMAHOLYFRICKINGOD

Locked In My Asylum - 21st April 2012, 04:42 PM

Caprizant wrote:I AM MAGIKARP! FEAR MY SPLASH!
Spoiler:

LMAO, I almost fell out of my chair laughing at that. xDDD

Lief - 21st April 2012, 04:43 PM
Holy Flare, that is more devastating than Flare!

Caprizant - 21st April 2012, 05:25 PM
Don'tzu werri, aigautdis. Random Ramblings Archives Emoticon11

Truthseeker4449 - 21st April 2012, 05:34 PM
So the thing that's going to happen at the end of the world is a Giant Magikarp using Spash? Ok, nobody panic....... Maybe if we all bow down and worship the Giant Magikarp, it won't destroy the world...

OR we could go Caprizant's way and kill the Giant Magikarp.

I like plan B, I don't go down with out a fight even if the odds are stacked against me and my defeat is certain.

Lief - 21st April 2012, 06:14 PM
I have lighting spells, those kill giant Magikarps good, right? And I have a sword that kills aquatic enemies good. *holds out Coral Sword* Anybody want it?

Caprizant - 21st April 2012, 06:31 PM
No problem guys, I got a bladed Porygon2.

Lief - 21st April 2012, 06:38 PM
'Kay. Time to kill the giant Magikarp!

Truthseeker4449 - 21st April 2012, 06:44 PM
NOT SO FAST!!! Do we even know where this thing is? Do we have a plan, a backup plan, a backup plan for the backup plan, and a backup plan for the backup plan for the backup plan? Also, we seem a little light on men and weapons. Trust me, after more than 450 years of combat, you need these kinds of things.

Lets see, the current armorment list
Truthseeker4449 - Natural Powers
Lief - Excaliber, Magic, Coral Sword
Caprizant - Bladed Porygon2

Caprizant - 21st April 2012, 06:46 PM
I can bring Omneon in.

Spoiler:

Truthseeker4449 - 21st April 2012, 06:49 PM
Lets see, the current armorment list
Truthseeker4449 - Natural Powers
Lief - Excaliber, Magic, Coral Sword
Caprizant - Bladed Porygon2, Omneon

Still too light and without a plan. I would perfer it if we had several main plans with several backup plans for each.

Caprizant - 21st April 2012, 06:55 PM
Oh yeah, you forgot my weapons and armor. I Got This, Guys

Truthseeker4449 - 21st April 2012, 07:00 PM
Lets see, the current armorment list
Truthseeker4449 - Natural Powers
Lief - Excaliber, Magic, Coral Sword
Caprizant - Bladed Porygon2, Omneon, Swords x2, Armor

Still too light and without a plan. I would perfer it if we had several main plans with several backup plans for each. And we more than a few guys, especially if we are planing to fight an opponent the size of the moon.
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Caprizant - 21st April 2012, 07:14 PM

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I'm afraid we can only recruit twenty of these at a time, however.

Truthseeker4449 - 21st April 2012, 07:15 PM
I mean other users.

Caprizant - 21st April 2012, 07:18 PM
Will that matter when we have an army of Bladed Porygon2s?

Lief - 21st April 2012, 07:18 PM
Moon, schmoon. If Truthseeker's powers are as awesome as he says they are, I believe we can win!

Truthseeker4449 - 21st April 2012, 07:21 PM
I've never fought an opponent this big before, its huge size tips the odds in its favor. I can't just fire recklessly.

Caprizant - 21st April 2012, 07:22 PM
WE JUST NEED AN ARMY OF OMNEON AND BLADED PORYGON2.

Lief - 21st April 2012, 07:25 PM
No. We need an army of Pikachus. Duh.

Caprizant - 21st April 2012, 07:26 PM

YOU SHALL BE CONVERTED TO BLADED PORYGON2ISM.

Truthseeker4449 - 21st April 2012, 07:29 PM
What I need to know is if we can cut through those scales.

Caprizant - 21st April 2012, 07:30 PM
Bladed Porygon2 can cut through anything. Literally, not exaggerated.

Truthseeker4449 - 21st April 2012, 07:43 PM
Fine then, start making our plans. I'll get some backup units.

*Opens a Senkaimon*

by Guest 19th January 2013, 10:58 pm

THE GIANT MAGIKARP APOCALYPSE!!!

Part 2: 'What's going on here?' (found on pages 54 - 57)

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Lief - 21st April 2012, 07:47 PM
Originally Posted by Caprizant

YOU SHALL BE CONVERTED TO BLADED PORYGON2ISM.

Nope.
Anyway, let's do this. *brings out Excaliber and Coral Sword*

Locked In My Asylum - 21st April 2012, 07:52 PM
-comes in from out of nowhere with some huge guns strapped to her back-

You guys need more firepower? I got some right here. >:3

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Chaosj2 - 21st April 2012, 07:55 PM
I can help :D

I have two Luxrays, my awesome Luxray armor and motocycle which shoots lightning and waffles :D

Truthseeker4449 - 21st April 2012, 08:00 PM
Lets see, the current armorment list
Truthseeker4449 - Natural Powers
Lief - Excaliber, Magic, Coral Sword
Caprizant - Bladed Porygon2, Omneon, Swords x2, Armor
Devized Mocker - Huge guns
Chaosj2 - Motorcycle, Luxray x2, Armor

We still need a plan of attack, trust me, you DO NOT ATTACK A HUGE ENEMY WITHOUT A PLAN. EVER. While I continue getting more reforcements, you guys figure out our plan.

Caprizant - 21st April 2012, 08:03 PM
Bladed Porygon is x21, remember?

Everyone, aim for its eyes and gaping mouth while I cut up its innards with the Bladed Porygon2.

Lief - 21st April 2012, 08:10 PM
Well, I suppose he's right...whenever I faced Baramos in Dragon Quest IX, I had a plan. The same plan over and over and over again. But still a plan.
Cap - attack with Bladed Porygon2s like hell.
Truthseeker - use Lightning Lances (or whatever the hell its called)
Devized Mocker - if I have to explain it it would be stupid.
Chaosj2 Get close with the motorcycle, then unleash Luxray fury
Me - attack with Coral Sword, Excaliber, and Lightingara, summon Exodia if possible.

Chaosj2 - 21st April 2012, 08:13 PM
Why don't we throw Cap into its mouth with his porygon2 army and then have him slice from inside?

Caprizant - 21st April 2012, 08:16 PM
NO.

Lief - 21st April 2012, 08:21 PM
I'm not sure Cap would like that. (The Bladed Porygon2s have no feelings.)

Chaosj2 - 21st April 2012, 08:24 PM
........fine....then who gets to go inside?

Lief - 21st April 2012, 08:26 PM
Not me. I vote the Bladed Porygons. (I'm not sure how effective swords and lightning are inside the target.)

Chaosj2 - 21st April 2012, 08:27 PM
Pretty effective considering the nervous system uses electricity/chemicals so a good lightning blow could potentially screw up all muscles

Lief - 21st April 2012, 08:29 PM
I prefer it from the outside, though.

Caprizant - 21st April 2012, 08:32 PM
Screwing up all muscles could potentially lead to so much flailing that Earth will be thrown out of orbit. It's too risky.

Chaosj2 - 21st April 2012, 08:33 PM
In that case....

-puts on tinted goggles and revs engine-

I'M GOING IN!!!!!

-prepares to leave-

Chaosj2 - 21st April 2012, 08:33 PM
-is ninja'd by Cap and his reasoning and shuts off engine- fine

Lief - 21st April 2012, 08:36 PM
So lightning's out? Dern.

Chaosj2 - 21st April 2012, 08:39 PM
.....Maybe if we get it airborne....

Caprizant - 21st April 2012, 08:40 PM
GET ALL THE ZUBAT.

Chaosj2 - 21st April 2012, 08:42 PM
Might work considering how many you find as soon as you step in a cave

Locked In My Asylum - 21st April 2012, 09:08 PM
What about my guns?

jokool - 21st April 2012, 09:12 PM
Nyeh... Have I missed something?

Caprizant - 21st April 2012, 09:23 PM
We're preparing for an epic battle for the fate of the Earth. (It started on page 51.)

Lief - 21st April 2012, 09:26 PM
His ~~Meteor~~Red-Eyes Black Dragon could be of use...

Caprizant - 21st April 2012, 09:30 PM
Good news! Bladed Porygon2 can clone themselves. New discovery of mine. :D

Lief - 21st April 2012, 09:34 PM
Sweet. So we ready?

Caprizant - 21st April 2012, 09:35 PM
We have to wait for Truthseeker. He's bringing reinforcements.

And we still need to make Plan B, C, D, E, F, and all the rest of the alphabet.

Lief - 21st April 2012, 09:50 PM
Dammit. I'll only wait for plan D (we have B and C. C is where we throw you in.)

Caprizant - 21st April 2012, 10:14 PM
No, C will never work. And what's Plan B?

Lief - 21st April 2012, 10:16 PM
I thought another plan was made.

Caprizant - 21st April 2012, 10:21 PM
No, we're still working on Plan A.

jokool - 21st April 2012, 10:25 PM
I have "plan J"

Have Joey "Nyeh" It to death! Laughing

Caprizant - 21st April 2012, 10:27 PM
While that's happening, Plan J 2.0 can prepare. Random Ramblings Archives Spr_5b_124

Rio Kamishiro - 21st April 2012, 10:27 PM
What is going on? And what's with the random flying Jynx?

Lief - 21st April 2012, 10:29 PM
We are going to kill the giant Magikarp. *grabs NfiNity* And you will help us, or I will destroy everything you hold dear to you. Except Yusei.

jokool - 21st April 2012, 10:30 PM
Originally Posted by NfiNity
What is going on? And what's with the random flying Jynx?

We're fighting a giant Magikarp.

Rio Kamishiro - 21st April 2012, 10:30 PM
Oh, okay. I'll help, just don't kill my harem!

jokool - 21st April 2012, 10:30 PM
Originally Posted by Lief
We are going to kill the giant Magikarp. *grabs NfiNity* And you will help us, or I will destroy everything you hold dear to you. Except Yusei.

That's no way to talk to someone you're shipped with! Laughing

Caprizant - 21st April 2012, 10:32 PM
It started on Page 51 if you want the full details. Bladed Porygon2

Rio Kamishiro - 21st April 2012, 10:32 PM
^^Haha, he does that a lot. -_-

Sure, I'll um, look.

by Guest 20th January 2013, 2:23 pm

THE GIANT MAGIKARP APOCALYPSE!!!

Part 3: The Haunting of the Ghost of jokool (found of pages 58 - 61)

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by Guest 20th January 2013, 4:07 pm

THE GIANT MAGIKARP APOCALYPSE!!!

Part 4: It's Dead! No it's not! Wait, let me go check! (found on pages 62 - 65)

Spoiler:

Caprizant - 21st April 2012, 11:38 PM
Awwww, I was looking forward to the final battle. Bladed Porygon2

Zombies are anticlimactic.

Kakuna Matata - 22nd April 2012, 12:09 AM
Originally Posted by Caprizant
In the meantime, we need to fight the giant Magikarp! (Page 51)

I, for one, welcome our new fishy overlord.

~~Treat it badly now and you're in for a world of hurt when it evolves.~~

Neltharion S. Deathwing - 22nd April 2012, 12:38 AM
Level 100 magikarp forever magikarp la

Kakuna Matata - 22nd April 2012, 12:39 AM
it haxxed to get to that size i bet it can hax an evo

Neltharion S. Deathwing - 22nd April 2012, 04:06 AM
I bet it can even go through level 100.

Lief - 22nd April 2012, 06:00 AM
DammIT. Ah well.
NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!! Charges headfirst into Magikarp slaying*
*What happens next is an example of what will happen to the zombies if they just don't die again on their own*

Truthseeker4449 - 22nd April 2012, 08:12 AM
Originally Posted by jokool
*Ghost of jokool* Okay, I'll see if I can recruit some Shinigamis to help out.

Squad 11 is already in route, they are the best combat unit in all of the Soul Society. They will be getting here shortly.

Also, I got my hands on something that tips the odds back in our favor. You might want to put on your brown pants.

Spoiler:

Now that I have the blueprints, I can transform into this at will (so we don't have to deal with the temper of the real thing).

Lief - 22nd April 2012, 08:35 AM
I'm sorry, the Magikarp problem has been dealt with. *holds up sushi thing* Sushi, anyone?

Truthseeker4449 - 22nd April 2012, 08:48 AM
*Is still a giant robot the size of a planet*

Fun Fact of the Day: Unicron's diet is planets.
Also if you fast forward to the end, you can see the true power of the Matrix, which I just happen to have sealed in my soul.

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Lief - 22nd April 2012, 10:19 AM
Well, that's lovely. So no sushi then?
How many universes are you part of? (I'm not willing to accept the fact that you have the Matrix sealed inside your soul. Soul Reapers do not live on a planet inhabited by robots).
We have a giant robot problem now, don't we.
*sighs and pulls out Excaliber and Wyrmkiller* Let's get this over with, then.

Neltharion S. Deathwing - 22nd April 2012, 10:25 AM
Originally Posted by Lief
Well, I suppose he's right...whenever I faced Baramos in Dragon Quest IX, I had a plan. The same plan over and over and over again. But still a plan.
Cap - attack with Bladed Porygon2s like hell.
Truthseeker - use Lightning Lances (or whatever the hell its called)
Devized Mocker - if I have to explain it it would be stupid.
Chaosj2 Get close with the motorcycle, then unleash Luxray fury
Me - attack with Coral Sword, Excaliber, and Lightingara, summon Exodia if possible.

Neltharion S. Deathwing - Zombie army + dark magic

Caprizant - 22nd April 2012, 10:27 AM
Originally Posted by Lief
I'm sorry, the Magikarp problem has been dealt with. *holds up sushi thing* Sushi, anyone?
Then why do I still see the giant Magikarp in the sky?

Neltharion S. Deathwing - 22nd April 2012, 10:30 AM
That's the constellation. You know... it's night

Caprizant - 22nd April 2012, 10:35 AM
Not where I am.

Lief - 22nd April 2012, 10:35 AM
Huh.
So sushi?
Oh fine, if you insist. THUNDARA!!!!

Truthseeker4449 - 22nd April 2012, 10:52 AM
I'll go check it out, if I don't say anything by December, assume that the Giant Magikarp is real and is extremely powerful.
*Transforms into planet form*
*Goes to check Cap's theory*

Truthseeker4449 - 22nd April 2012, 11:19 AM
Originally Posted by Lief
Well, that's lovely. So no sushi then?
How many universes are you part of? (I'm not willing to accept the fact that you have the Matrix sealed inside your soul. Soul Reapers do not live on a planet inhabited by robots).
We have a giant robot problem now, don't we.
*sighs and pulls out Excaliber and Wyrmkiller* Let's get this over with, then.

Only the Matrix can destroy Unicron. And remember, I can travel through time and space (so I'm part of many Universes), if I happened to find the empty Matrix, make some mods to it, fill with some souls, I can then seal the Matrix within my soul (using a Soul Reaper technique) for power boosts.

Lief - 22nd April 2012, 11:43 AM
So it's dead?

Truthseeker4449 - 22nd April 2012, 11:55 AM
*via radio*
Still in route, space is big. Even the closest star to the sun is several light years away. Even at the speed I'm traveling at now, it will take a little bit of time. Something else for you to ponder, it takes light 8 minutes to get from the Sun to Earth.

jokool - 22nd April 2012, 12:25 PM
*Ghost of jokool* Boo.

Truthseeker4449 - 22nd April 2012, 12:47 PM - permalink
*via radio*
Don't forget that Squad 11 is en route as well, and since that there is no Giant Fish to cut up yet, they'll go nuts on anyone who ticks them off. Saying you're a ghost isn't a smart idea...

jokool - 22nd April 2012, 12:52 PM
*Ghost of jokool* I can't help being dead! Lief killed me, remember? And when did you become Unicron?

Truthseeker4449 - 22nd April 2012, 01:15 PM
*via radio*
Go back a few pages... But you've got to amit, it really stacks the odds in our favor.

jokool - 22nd April 2012, 01:42 PM
*Ghost of jokool* Ah, I see. Yeah, it does help with the odds!

the sony pokemon dude - 22nd April 2012, 01:56 PM
i like pie

Truthseeker4449 - 22nd April 2012, 02:10 PM
*via radio*
I really thought about what could possibly be as large as that Magikarp and can fight, then I remembered the biggest robot of all, Unicron. One time travel trip later to get the design plans, I've got something that can wrestle that giant fish. I also made a modifcation that allows me to use Excalibur while assuming Robot form.

jokool - 22nd April 2012, 02:35 PM
Good luck with that. Laughing

Rio Kamishiro - 22nd April 2012, 02:42 PM
Um, so jokool really is a ghost, huh? (This is weird. XD)

Truthseeker4449 - 22nd April 2012, 02:44 PM
*via radio*
GJ, I already did it.
NifNity, I actually indirectly suggested to him that he change it.

Chaosj2 - 22nd April 2012, 04:40 PM
Aw, so I don't get to use my motorcycle to destroy stuff?

Locked In My Asylum - 22nd April 2012, 04:45 PM
What about me and my giant guns here??? I wanna shoot something... :<

Caprizant - 22nd April 2012, 04:46 PM
Aim for its mouth or eyes. Those are the only spots that can be damaged without the help of Bladed Porygon2.

Truthseeker4449 - 22nd April 2012, 04:48 PM
*via radio*
Once I've comfirmed Cap's sighting, and once that giant fish gets here.
Who was the first casulty?

Sidenote, my transmission in the shipping lane was blocked by an outside force, I suspect Caprizant might have done it, but I'm not sure...

Caprizant - 22nd April 2012, 04:50 PM
Originally Posted by Truthseeker4449
Who was the first casualty?

jokool.

Chaosj2 - 22nd April 2012, 04:53 PM
Can I have some bladed porygon2s and attach them to my bike? Would let me slash as stuff while riding :D

Caprizant - 22nd April 2012, 04:55 PM
Sure, but be careful—they can cut through anything except themselves. And they duplicate without warning.

Chaosj2 - 22nd April 2012, 05:01 PM
Sounds like a fun idea!

-attaches them to bike then watches it get sliced in half-

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Rio Kamishiro - 22nd April 2012, 05:06 PM
So, uh, what's going on now?

Truthseeker4449 - 22nd April 2012, 05:06 PM
*via radio*

....I'd fix your bike, except I'm not there. Ask Lief. Or we could count this as casualty....

Are we still working on those plans?

Truthseeker4449 - 22nd April 2012, 05:09 PM
Originally Posted by NfiNity
So, uh, what's going on now?

*via radio*
I'm seeing if this thing is real or not (hence the radio commication)
Chaosj2 tried upgrading his bike...
And everyone else is getting restless

by Guest 20th January 2013, 10:14 pm

THE GIANT MAGIKARP APOCALYPSE!!!

Part 5: A Giant Sexy Magikarp??? (found on pages 66 - 68)

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by Guest 21st January 2013, 11:35 pm

THE GIANT MAGIKARP APOCALYPSE!!!

Part 6: A Wizard Named Much (found on pages 69 - 71)

Note: As of this post, Cap has been messing with the Random Ramblings Archives 1183194

(auto correct) and some things might look funny (take my name, jo kool (Tentakool))...

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Lief - 22nd April 2012, 06:40 PM
Disguised, idiot.

Chaosj2 - 22nd April 2012, 06:41 PM
Depends......who much will believing this story pay me?

Caprizant - 22nd April 2012, 06:42 PM
Who's this man known as Much?

Chaosj2 - 22nd April 2012, 06:44 PM
Much is the socalled wizard of this story

Lief - 22nd April 2012, 06:46 PM
It's not Much. Who the hell is named Much?

Caprizant - 22nd April 2012, 06:49 PM
The Gandalf of our story. ~~Maybe he can stop the Magikarp from passing through the Solar System.~~

Lief - 22nd April 2012, 06:55 PM
Hm...
Who the hell is Gandalf?

Kakuna Matata - 22nd April 2012, 06:56 PM
He's Ganadazzle the Pimp yo.

Lief - 22nd April 2012, 06:57 PM
...
Never say/type any of those words again.

Chaosj2 - 22nd April 2012, 06:57 PM
-gives Kakuna ninja weapons-

Are you ready to face a giant Magikarp?

Lief - 22nd April 2012, 06:59 PM
S/he's a pacifist. S/he'll never be ready.

Kakuna Matata - 22nd April 2012, 06:59 PM
I remember reading that years back when I first learned about teh internets. I can't find that crack fic anymore. :(

*le gasp* After the Battle of Tokutawa I gave up the ninja life.

Lief - 22nd April 2012, 07:00 PM
Do you remember how to do the ninja life? If not, I can teach you.

Tentakool - 22nd April 2012, 07:00 PM
Originally Posted by Lief
Disguised, idiot.

Hey, I can see through any magical disguise because...... *Does a quick search* I'm pristinely ungifted! (that's also why NfiNity's magic couldn't bring me back).

Chaosj2 - 22nd April 2012, 07:01 PM
But we need your help! This thing is much too powerful, it is highly likely that Truth is being crushed as we speak!

Lief - 22nd April 2012, 07:02 PM
How does being that negate any reviving magic being used on you? Being undead, I can get.

Tentakool - 22nd April 2012, 07:10 PM
Have you ever seen "Legend of the Seeker?"

Lief - 22nd April 2012, 07:12 PM
Noooooope.

the sony pokemon dude - 22nd April 2012, 07:13 PM
i got an idea on how to kill the giant magikarp! use even better giant pokemon on it! okay maybe that won't work... back to the drawing board...

Lief - 22nd April 2012, 07:14 PM
No dip it wouldn't work, then we'd have to kill the bigger Pokemon. Which would be harder.

Caprizant - 22nd April 2012, 07:15 PM
We need to make sure it (Giant Magikarp) has an Everstone beforehand. Maybe we could get a large supply and give it to Devized Mocker to shoot from her guns into the thing's mouth.

Tentakool - 22nd April 2012, 07:15 PM
Originally Posted by Lief
Noooooope.

Real quick, the show has a lot of magic in it. Some people were 'pristinely ungifted' meaning that they were unaffected by magic. They also couldn't use magic.

Lief - 22nd April 2012, 07:17 PM
DammIT. But wait...wouldn't that mean that you couldn't be in the Soul Society?

Tentakool - 22nd April 2012, 07:20 PM
Isn't Soul Society just heaven for people who are in Bleach?

Kakuna Matata - 22nd April 2012, 07:21 PM
Originally Posted by Lief
Do you remember how to do the ninja life? If not, I can teach you.

I remember this:

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Kakuna Matata - 22nd April 2012, 07:22 PM
And this:

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Kakuna Matata - 22nd April 2012, 07:22 PM
Other than that, I have nothing except smilies.

Truthseeker4449 - 22nd April 2012, 07:23 PM
Originally Posted by Ghost of Tentakool
Isn't Soul Society just heaven for people who are in Bleach?

*via radio*
Heaven = Soul Society

Lief - 22nd April 2012, 07:24 PM
^^^^^Ah-HA! You aren't in Bleach, which means you aren't in Soul Society, which means that you don't have Wi-Fi!
^^Okay. *hands Kakuna How to be a Ninja in 90 minutes*

Chaosj2 - 22nd April 2012, 07:24 PM
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH KAKUNA!

by Guest 22nd January 2013, 6:47 pm

THE GIANT MAGIKARP APOCALYPSE!!!

Part 7: *via inter-galactic payphone* (found of pages 72 - 75)

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by Guest 22nd January 2013, 11:48 pm

THE GIANT MAGIKARP APOCALYPSE!!!

Part 8: A few lightyears off... (found on pages 76 - 78)

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Kakuna Matata - 22nd April 2012, 09:10 PM
Originally Posted by Caprizant
Cookies are awesome

~~Especially peanut butter cookies. Mmmmmm. Although I seem to be the only person in the world who hates Oreos.~~

Random Ramblings Archives Biggrin

~~You vile fiend, who could hate such a delicious gift the gods have left to us?! Especially when combined to make a quadruple stuff! >:O~~

On that note, I think this video would have been the perfect song to use for their anniversary commercial. It already sounds like the guy is singing "Oreo" anyways. xD

Spoiler:

"Where do you go, Oreeeeos?
I wanna know, Oreeeeos.
Where did you put, my oreeeeeos?"

Honestly makes the song much better, for me. xD

Locked In My Asylum - 22nd April 2012, 09:11 PM
Originally Posted by Caprizant
We need to make sure it (Giant Magikarp) has an Everstone beforehand. Maybe we could get a large supply and give it to Devized Mocker to shoot from her guns into the thing's mouth.

That is an epic idea, Cap. <3 They'd have to be cannon-shell sized, though. :/

Caprizant - 22nd April 2012, 09:14 PM
I'm sure we can find some of those somewhere. If not, we could possibly melt a bunch down and cool them into cannonball-sized ones ourselves.

Locked In My Asylum - 22nd April 2012, 09:17 PM
Another good idea! Wait, how can we melt rocks like that? As far as I know, Everstones are just stone, not metal. :/

Chaosj2 - 22nd April 2012, 09:20 PM
Charizards can melt boulders.....

Caprizant - 22nd April 2012, 09:22 PM
Originally Posted by Devized Mocker
Another good idea! Wait, how can we melt rocks like that? As far as I know, Everstones are just stone, not metal. :/

Silly, the Planetary Pit Stop has its own rock melter. We even have a special cooling chamber. ~~It's how we make our special Diamond Crusted Cookie Crumbs for our Diamond Cookie Ice Cream.~~

Locked In My Asylum - 22nd April 2012, 09:32 PM
Oh. ~~Wait, we got ice cream???~~

All right, should I get started melting the Everstones then? :3

jokool - 22nd April 2012, 09:45 PM
I think we finally have a plan!

Get a whole bunch of everstones and melt them down into cannon balls.

Have Devized Mocker (who I just figured out used to be Vampiric Disaster) use her guns to fire the cannon ball everstones into the giant Magikarps mouth.

Now that the giant Magikarp can't evolve, we have Truthseeker (in Unicron form) kick it away from Earth.

Once away from Earth, do whatever we can to finally kill the giant Magikarp!

Caprizant - 22nd April 2012, 09:51 PM
Where do the Bladed Porygon2 come into this? The end?

Locked In My Asylum - 22nd April 2012, 09:54 PM
Jokool, you've just NOW figured out I was Vampiric Disaster? LOL xDDDD

Anyway, I'm going to start melting the Everstones down. :3 -goes to work-

Caprizant - 22nd April 2012, 09:56 PM
I'll start cloning the Bladed Porygon2. I'll be in the planet's core, that's the only place big (and strong) enough to a hold a million Bladed Porygon2.

Kakuna Matata - 22nd April 2012, 11:36 PM
That's what we have the "Username History" tab for ppl. xP

Lief - 23rd April 2012, 05:50 AM
I have an idea for reviving jokool so he can actually do stuff. *holds up Phoenix Down*

Truthseeker4449 - 23rd April 2012, 06:22 AM
Originally Posted by Caprizant
...Do you even know where you're going?

*via intergalactic payphone*
To the spot in the sky where you thought you saw the Giant Magikarp. Again, it turns out I'm going the wrong way/it passed me, I can teleport back to Earth. The reason I'm not teleporting to there is that by the time that light reaches us...the carp...uh-oh...*has just realized something very important* I'm on my way back. I just realized that when you saw the light from where the GM was sighted, that's where it was several lightyears ago!

Lief - 23rd April 2012, 06:35 AM
You can travel the distance that light does in a year...a lot...in one day?

Truthseeker4449 - 23rd April 2012, 06:44 AM
Well now I'm borrowing on Star Wars a little bit by using a Hyper Drive (Unicron can be compared to the Death Star). Now if you will excuse me, I need to start upgrading some of my systems. I found that my current drive doesn't cut and I need a better radio.

Lief - 23rd April 2012, 06:55 AM
Chaosj2's working on a better radio, too.
Now remind me what the heck ytou're doing.

Locked In My Asylum - 23rd April 2012, 06:56 AM
Alright, first batch of Everstone cannon shells done! Just gotta make about 99 more... xDDD

Truthseeker4449 - 23rd April 2012, 06:59 AM
*puts Pokemon to work helping Devized Mocker*
That should get things going faster

Lief - 23rd April 2012, 06:59 AM
I have high-tempeture fire spells and low-tempeture freezing spells that may help.

Truthseeker4449 - 23rd April 2012, 07:10 AM
I've got some combat aircraft with some special mods that allow them to fly in space. Plus they are easy to fly.

Locked In My Asylum - 23rd April 2012, 07:15 AM
-reads back through the past pages-

-realizes Truthseeker4449 mentioned Squad 11-

SQUEEE!!!!

I love Kenpachi Zaraki!!! He's so cool! x3

(Also, thanks for the Pokemon helpers, Truthseeker. :3)

Truthseeker4449 - 23rd April 2012, 07:18 AM
If we're going to slice something up, might as well as get Squad 11 involved. Now that I think about it, they should've been José Washington by now. Must have gotten lost again. *goes to find them*

Chaosj2 - 23rd April 2012, 07:19 AM
-finishes mega radio-

There, with this thing I can contact anybody within the neighboring galaxies

-gets transmission of various aliens screaming as a large crash is heard then nothing-

Oh dear....

Truthseeker4449 - 23rd April 2012, 07:22 AM
Can you find where that came from so we can predict when it will get José Washington?

Lief - 23rd April 2012, 07:24 AM
Oh no! We better think of a kick-ass plan that doesn't fail, or we're doomed!!!

Chaosj2 - 23rd April 2012, 07:54 AM
Hmmm, by the look of it....it came from......that way -points at star-

Not sure how long far though...... -sees star go out-

Spoiler:

Locked In My Asylum - 23rd April 2012, 08:02 AM
Kramer! Haven't seen Seinfeld in ages. :3

Anyway, just got about 34 sets to go, and I'll be ready. :D

Rio Kamishiro - 23rd April 2012, 08:52 AM
*Always comes and is out of place* Um, what can I do?

jokool - 23rd April 2012, 12:21 PM
Spoilering a lot of this because I have a lot to say:

Originally Posted by Caprizant
Where do the Bladed Porygon2 come into this? The end?

Spoiler:

Originally Posted by Lief
I have an idea for reviving jokool so he can actually do stuff. *holds up Phoenix Down*

Spoiler:

Originally Posted by Truthseeker4449
*via intergalactic payphone*
uh-oh...*has just realized something very important* I'm on my way back. I just realized that when you saw the light from where the GM was sighted, that's where it was several lightyears ago!

Spoiler:

Originally Posted by Devized Mocker
-reads back through the past pages-

-realizes Truthseeker4449 mentioned Squad 11-

SQUEEE!!!!

I love Kenpachi Zaraki!!! He's so cool! x3

Spoiler:

by Guest 23rd January 2013, 9:42 pm

THE GIANT MAGIKARP APOCALYPSE!!!

Part 9: I'm too lazy to edit this one all fancy, so deal with it. :I (found of pages 79 - 82)

Spoiler:

by Guest 25th January 2013, 6:51 pm

^Thank you Truthseeker4449!

Now back to the randomness: THE GIANT MAGIKARP APOCALYPSE!!!

Part 10: NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (found on pages 83 - 86)

Spoiler:

Caprizant - 23rd April 2012, 04:28 PM
Originally Posted by Lief
But I like the Pit Stop.
Wait *looks at swords* How am I going to use these in space?
More importantly, how are we going to breathe?

There's oxygen in space around here. The bigger question is this: How does the Magikarp breathe?

Truthseeker4449 - 23rd April 2012, 04:29 PM
Wait, don't tell me that you guys were expecting that while fighting an enemy the size of a moon, you could breathe and fight it without anything special? This is why I said we need a plan. I don't need air and can function in a vacum without a suit.

Lief - 23rd April 2012, 04:33 PM
Uses oxygen from nearby planets?
Yeah, it just now occurred to me. But the only problem is sending it into space. And using these *holds up swords*
Also, NfiNity joined the fray. She'll be using this guy:

Spoiler:

Locked In My Asylum - 23rd April 2012, 04:34 PM
That's a creepy monster. 0.0

Truthseeker4449 - 23rd April 2012, 04:36 PM
And Unicron or a girl with two huge guns like you would find on a battleship aren't?

jokool - 23rd April 2012, 04:36 PM
But what a ridiculous name!

Caprizant - 23rd April 2012, 04:36 PM
Originally Posted by Truthseeker4449
Wait, don't tell me that you guys were expecting that while fighting an enemy the size of a moon, you could breathe and fight it without anything special? This is why I said we need a plan. I don't need air and can function in a vacum without a suit.

There's oxygen in space in this galaxy, didn't you see my last post? Really, space is just like a big open... space. Random Ramblings Archives XD2

It's like the planets, just with no gravity, no solid ground.

Lief - 23rd April 2012, 04:37 PM
So?
Also: stay away from NfiNity while she's summoning it.
EDIT: Ah. Then why did you ask how the Magikarp breathed?
Also, we still have a problem. I don't think swords work in space.
^^Shut up or I'll shove you near NfiNity while she's summoning it.

Truthseeker4449 - 23rd April 2012, 04:38 PM
Originally Posted by Caprizant
There's oxygen in space in this galaxy, didn't you see my last post? Really, space is just like a big open... space.

It's like the planets, just with no gravity, no solid ground.

So jet engines will work out here?

Caprizant - 23rd April 2012, 04:41 PM
Anything that works on the Pit Stop planet will work out there, you just need to make sure everything's securely fastened, since there's no gravity.

jokool - 23rd April 2012, 04:48 PM
Wait a minute... The Planetary Pit Stop is a planet itself???

jokool - 23rd April 2012, 04:49 PM
Originally Posted by Lief
^^Shut up or I'll shove you near NfiNity while she's summoning it.

I'm still dead. You can't shove a ghost around.

Lief - 23rd April 2012, 04:50 PM
Originally Posted by Caprizant
Anything that works on the Pit Stop planet will work out there, you just need to make sure everything's securely fastened, since there's no gravity.

Wait, that's contradictory. Anything that needs gravity (like swords) will not work due to a lack of gravity.
And yes jokool. Yes it is. And I revived you with Phoenix. She works on anything, magically illiterate or not.

Truthseeker4449 - 23rd April 2012, 04:53 PM
Originally Posted by Lief
Also, we still have a problem. I don't think swords work in space

If I can do this to a planet, I don't think I have a problem (can use Excalibur while assuming robot form)

Spoiler:

Lief - 23rd April 2012, 04:58 PM
Sweeeet.
I'll just have to summon monsters then.

Caprizant - 23rd April 2012, 04:59 PM
Originally Posted by Ghost of jokool
Wait a minute... The Planetary Pit Stop is a planet itself???

No, its on an unnamed planet.

Lief - 23rd April 2012, 05:01 PM
Same diff.

jokool - 23rd April 2012, 05:14 PM
Originally Posted by Lief
And yes jokool. Yes it is. And I revived you with Phoenix. She works on anything, magically illiterate or not.

Hmmm... I'm still dead though. *gets a funny feeling* Wait... What was that?

Lief - 23rd April 2012, 05:30 PM
I dunno.
Exodia's ready. Well, to be summoned. If I let him go too soon, he might get bored and start killing people.

Truthseeker4449 - 23rd April 2012, 05:33 PM
*Takes off and begins orbiting the planet*

Rio Kamishiro - 23rd April 2012, 05:34 PM
Whoooa.

Lief - 23rd April 2012, 05:36 PM
Are we finally doing this?

Locked In My Asylum - 23rd April 2012, 05:39 PM
I hope we are. I wanna shoot something! ^o^

jokool - 23rd April 2012, 05:40 PM
Hmmm.... Looks like I'm going to miss all of this since I'm still....... *something strange happens to jokool*

NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Truthseeker4449 - 23rd April 2012, 05:44 PM
*via radio*
Hey Caprizant when do we attack it? When we see it or when it begins to destroy the planet?

Caprizant - 23rd April 2012, 05:45 PM
Originally Posted by Ghost of jokool
Hmmm.... Looks like I'm going to miss all of this since I'm still....... *something strange happens to jokool*

NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

...Just remember that you can't change your username for about a month unless you contact someone else who can.

Caprizant - 23rd April 2012, 05:47 PM
Originally Posted by Truthseeker4449
*via radio*
Hey Caprizant when do we attack it? When we see it or when it begins to destroy the planet?

When our plans are ready. Our weapons can reach past the force field surrounding our galaxy, so we can battle it without fear of it attacking us. We just have to wait for it to bump into the field so the Everessence can take effect, then we begin Plan A. It's best to get to the edge of the galaxy in waiting so we can attack when the opportunity strikes. But DO NOT GO PAST THE FORCE FIELD OR YOU ARE WITHIN ITS RANGE.

Truthseeker4449 - 23rd April 2012, 05:51 PM
*via radio*
I'll just stay in orbit around this planet until it gets here. I have several long range attacks (excluding Excalibur's), though with my strength, they may destroy the shield if I try to fire through it.

Caprizant - 23rd April 2012, 05:55 PM
Originally Posted by Truthseeker4449
*via radio*
I'll just stay in orbit around this planet until it gets here. I have several long range attacks (excluding Excalibur's).

It won't get here, that force field can stay effective for years. It will get there soon, though. It's about a lightyear away from the Extra-Special Heavy Duty Light Gamma Ray Ultraviolet Force Field at the edge of the galaxy.

Truthseeker4449 - 23rd April 2012, 06:01 PM
*via radio*
Wow, the last time you gave us a distance, it was 6 light years (I think), it's fast. Fine then where should I be to be in the best attacking position? Also, I have some storage compartments that would allow me to carry some of those Bladed Porygon2, or nearly anything else (they can carry a starship sized object).

Caprizant - 23rd April 2012, 06:06 PM
I say somewhere behind a planet, that way you can be hidden for a surprise attack. Xanadu R-23950 would be your best bet, quite large, and you can actually pass through it—no joke. Steer right into it and nothing will happen. Weapons work through there, you can see the Magikarp using your radar, and it can't see you. When everyone else is ready, I'll take them on my Xanadu Intergalactic Airship Mk. II to prepare for battle.

Lief - 23rd April 2012, 06:08 PM
Carry me with you. I wanna beat some Magikarp butt.

Truthseeker4449 - 23rd April 2012, 06:10 PM
*via radio*
While I have no issue with that plan, you do know that my alt form is a planet right? (for comparison, Prime's is a truck)
This video shows off that form and what it can do. As the kids from the Armada series said, "It's like looking into the face of pure evil*

Spoiler:

I've got no problem if Lief wants to come.

Lief - 23rd April 2012, 06:30 PM
Yes! I won't let you down...er...sir.

Locked In My Asylum - 23rd April 2012, 06:30 PM
I've noticed something: No one has asked me how I'm able to carry my huge guns at all. Random Ramblings Archives Eek

Lief - 23rd April 2012, 06:32 PM
Okay, I'll do that: How the hell are you able to carry huge guns at all?

Truthseeker4449 - 23rd April 2012, 06:33 PM
Originally Posted by Devized Mocker
I've noticed something: No one has asked me how I'm able to carry my huge guns at all.

*via radio*
My normal body is that of a teenager, but I can throw opponents 20 times my size and weight (I can throw much more if I'm hollowifed). The fact you can hold those things doesn't surprise me.

Rio Kamishiro - 23rd April 2012, 06:48 PM
It surprises me. -_-

Locked In My Asylum - 23rd April 2012, 06:50 PM
-grins at Lief, showing two elongated canines- I'm a vampire, that's why. -hisses-

Truthseeker4449 - 23rd April 2012, 06:53 PM
*via radio*
Pureblood?

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