Shh! Don't talk!

...

... *walks away and comes back with a giant vat of hot fudge*

*backs away slowly*

*switches to a NES with smb3, for a lack of wii u games until Christmas*

*drives a fire truck in that's filled with hot fudge*

*slowly begins to tip the giant vat of hot fudge*

*jumps out of the fire truck and pulls out one of the hoses*

*is struggling to tip the vat over, so he enlists the help of the cookie monster and it falls and hot fudge begins to flood the room*

*attaches the hose to the truck*

*the hot fudge breaks out through the doors and windows as I surf the waves on the front door*

*transforms into an SR-71 and busts my way out through the ceiling to escape the flood*

*sprays more hot fudge everywhere*

._.
*loses 2 HP a turn from the hot fudge*

*game of Mario 3 gets possessed by a demon, a la the angry video game nerd's review of the game*

-rolls in on the hot fudge-