Shh! Don't talk!

Beginning below the dividing line in this post, you must find ways to post in this thread without "saying" a word. Actions, facial expressions, etc. are your only way of communicating. You may write things out only when absolutely necessary.

Let's begin!

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*walks in the door, zips lips, and waves*

*enters and notes the no talking sign*

*starts baking cookies next to the chemistry lab*

*gets beat up by a practice dummy*

*begins replacing the brake lines on my pickup*

*discovers that someone from the chemistry lab replaced one of my ingredients with an experimental chemical when the cookies rise up to form a single sentient entity that then bites off my head*

*falls through the ceiling and lands head-first on a table*

*flies in through a tardis.

*hears the sound of one's head being bitten off and gets out from under my truck and spots the entity*

*regrows a new head, but miscalculates its placement and now has a head on his right shoulder*

*plays my new wii u*

*slays the training dummy*
*gets 1 EXP*
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*is now attempting to stave off the cookie monster with a spatula*

*starts eating the cookie monster*

*facepalms as Lief starts turning into the same material the cookie monster is made of*