Random Ramblings: Season 2, Episode 18—Raining Food, Christmas Trees, and Acidic Water!

*laughs my head off as Lief keeps attempting to extinguish a liquid fire with water and only succeeding in making it bigger*

...goddammit.

*summons a fire extenguisher from the aether and starts spraying it* TAKE THIS, MOTHERFUCKERS!

  I got on a new computer. Now I can do my Health project! (It can wait...) (NO IT CAN"T! IT"S DUE TOMORROW)

I don't know if that will work, Lief. As you do that, I'll still wait for the figment of my imagination named Daer to come and save us all from the inferno. (Any day now, lover boy...  )

You have any ideas for clearing this out besides waiting for your ~hero~?

Fire blanket?

We can get an Ice Rod from Zelda?
And don't you make fun of my "~hero~". He's an amazing dude with fire powers, white hair, and bright green eyes. be jealous...

Why just settle for fire when you can also have ice, lightning, and wind, along with other awesome stuff?

Are you saying you want another thunderstorm?

*spreads thermite everywhere, which is self-oxidizing and thus doesn't give a fuck about what you try to do to put it out*

I'm saying my elemental powers are more versatile then her hero's. :I

Oh, and water. Can't forget about water.
^...god
fucking
DAMMIT

When I want to set a fire, I'm going to set a fire.

Because I want to.

That is not a good enough reason.

Which is the difference between you and I.