Re: Random Ramblings: Season 2, Episode 1—This is a Fucking Mess But It's The Best Fucking Mess We've Got

by **Critical Sass** 18th January 2013, 9:43 am

Mobile access sucks.

I hope Carl dies.

by **Truthseeker4449** 18th January 2013, 9:44 am

I no longer have a heart to attack.

by Yellow 18th January 2013, 9:45 am

But Carl is part sword. He could've been useful in my quest to overtake Earth.

I see the giant centipede rising from the moon...

by **Critical Sass** 18th January 2013, 9:45 am

I like centipedes.

by Guest 18th January 2013, 9:46 am

@TS: Yay!

Handsome Jack wrote:Wallposts suck.

by **Critical Sass** 18th January 2013, 9:46 am

jokool wrote:
Handsome Jack wrote:Wallposts suck.

Art thou upset, mine brethren?

by Yellow 18th January 2013, 9:47 am

He's coming to get your watermelons and your corn. I suggest you hide those food items and any other valuable things, like knives and pants.

by **Critical Sass** 18th January 2013, 9:48 am

I don't like watermelons, or corn.

I think I'll just use my go-to solution for big monsters. Bomb the fuck out of it.

by Yellow 18th January 2013, 9:49 am

Why not just set it ablaze?

I think I'll move to Hawaii when I'm older so I can go snowboarding and hang with the turtles.

by Guest 18th January 2013, 9:49 am

Handsome Jack wrote:
jokool wrote:
Handsome Jack wrote:Wallposts suck.

Art thou upset, mine brethren?

Nope. I'm

by **Critical Sass** 18th January 2013, 9:49 am

Bombs are funner.

by **Truthseeker4449** 18th January 2013, 9:52 am

You Might Be A Redneck If...

You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.

by TheCapsFan 18th January 2013, 9:54 am

Yellow wrote:I see the giant centipede rising from the moon...

*ahemMillipedeahem*

by **Critical Sass** 18th January 2013, 9:56 am

I enjoy hats.

by **Truthseeker4449** 18th January 2013, 10:06 am

You might be a redneck if

You believe you got a set of matched luggage if you have two shopping bags from the same store.
You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
You think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company
Your state's got a new law that says when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.
Your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.
You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
You hooked up with your present girlfriend as a result of a message on the wall of the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop.
You think a quarter horse is a ride out in front of the Wal-Mart.
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.
You think there's nothin wrong with incest as long as you keep it in the family.
You think God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr., and heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida.

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