The Water Cooler: Season 2, Episode 3—Summer Vacation Seems So Long Ago

*is straddling the massive barrel of The German Empire's newest unit, the Railgun Devastator*

Who wants to guess why I named it Devastator?


And Arcturus, after your disastrous (if not costly invasion of Spain, don't you think you should wait so you can build your army back up? You're vulnerable to attack, if I chose to, I would have a very strong chance of defeating you. Just remember that you're easy prey right now.

Attack from who? I know none of you will invade France.

I swear, don't tempt me

You wouldn't. Hahaha.

Charles Dunois wrote:Attack from who? I know none of you will invade France.

Perhaps not today or tomorrow, but when the day comes that we must turn on each other, you're at the top of my kill list.

Why me? I'm the easiest target, but you wouldn't gain too much from it.

Land and grain, sounds like a good deal to me

It would get rid of somebody with the least amount of effort.

Why not Lief?

Because you're weaker

I'm feeling really paranoid now.

and also increase your odds of corruption due to the distance, open yourself up to Jokool, Caps, and Greece :I

Personally, I don't plan on attacking much once this whole Morocco vs Germany thing is over since I'll have everything I need to just boost my index via production :I

Fine. I'll stick with what I have for now... After I take Palma.

Chaos wrote:Personally, I don't plan on attacking much once this whole Morocco vs Germany thing is over since I'll have everything I need to just boost my index via production :I

You have a point about the production thing, seeing how I haven't gained much land recently, it's the only thing that explains why I continue to hold top spot

You've gained so much land recently!? Spain had 12 provinces or so before I joined. Now it only has one.