The Water Cooler: Season 2, Episode 2—The First Great Pit Stop War, Part 1: Caprizant goes on Vacation

Will, do!

They just said the most famous words in motor sports!

"Lady and gentlemen start your engines!!!"

*turns the key in a C2, making the Cummins come to life*

Boogity boogity boogity! We're racing boys!

Mark Martin leads the first lap, followed by Kasey Khane.

The 17 of Ricky Stenhouse Jr. got a bit sideways and scraped the wall, but nothing too big.

*punches the gas while shifting the bus with a manual transmission*

I just got an Icklesaur o.o

Lima do you want it, cause I don't, might sell it if you don't want it :P

Caution! Scott Speed blows a tire and hits the wall.

Pit stops just happened. Many of the top cars didn't stop.

*places the transmission in 18^th Gear and continues flooring it*

Caution! Kyle Bush gets loose and spins into the wall. Doesn't appear to be too much damage to his car.

Most of the drivers came in for pit stops. A few that stopped last caution decided to stay out.

I might head over to the war again in a bit, so I might not update as often here.

You've captured another providence.

*passes some guy in the slow lane*

Also, Martin Truex Jr. has a problem with his car and coats into pits.

We're back to green now! Current leader was Juan Montoya, who just got lose and gives up the lead to Greg Biffle.

*turns on the radio while cruising at 80 mph and listens to Romeo and Cinderella*

Mark Martin has to come back in to pit under green for right side tires again because of a possible loose wheel.

And: Caution! Dave Blaney spins (and may have had some help with that) and hits the wall.

Work continues on Martin Truex's car.

And we're back to green.

Current leader was Juan Montoya again, who get's past by Greg Biffle again.

*pulls out a pistol and waits for Montoya to pass me*

And we love how stupid Rednecks are.