The Lava Cooler: Season 2, Episode 1—Exploding Lava Heads

I put a chicken pie in the oven for an hour, and when I took it out, it was still cold. So I had to put it in for another hour.

I WANT MY FUCKING PIE GOD DAMMIT.

#firstworldproblems

Did you remember to turn the oven on?

Yes, but I was cooking it straight outta the freezer, so the cooking times were a bit off.

I'm all alone again.... and we have no similies for crying.

I'm having some vision issues at the moment, I've had this kind of thing before, so no need to worry too much. It might be due to low blood sugar.

Ugh, I feel really sleepy. ><

After eating some goldfish and drinking about 10 ozs of KoolAid, I'm fine.

every time i bite the right side of my tongue gets scraped and it hurts but i'm hungry

God help me..... My grandma found some old videos of when I was a baby.......

It's times like these when I'm sooooo glad I don't have a GF.... :I

Take it like a man, because we all have those embarrassing baby videos.

Truthseeker4449 wrote:Take it like a man, because we all have those embarrassing baby videos.

I don't :I

All pictures which exist of me as a kid are not embarrassing at all :D

I blame my mom and aunt for most of the embarrassing moments on tape....

On a similar note, I think I now know why I didn't like laughter as a baby. My mom on the said tapes is laughing at everything I did. I think it must have scared me or something....

WHY IS SPORKLE SYRUP SO HARD TO FIND!

I have a headache. ><;

/so fucking done with my computer