This user above died of...

^'s neck exploded. :I

Got beaten to death

Mustache was ripped off by a crazy pirate.

Got his happy place ripped off by an angry neko

Was impaled by Alucard.

Got forced into a contract by Kyubey and we all know how those end.

Was trolled by Aizen and now has a sword stuck through their chest.

Was also trolled by Aizen, sadly you weren't lucky enough to receive a sword to the chest.

^ impaled his brain with that mustache.

Moral of story: Beware of sharp edges. :I

Got stabbed to death with said mustache

Was double-punched and sent flying into the Sun by Equius and Horuss Zahhak.

^ was eaten, then puked up, flushed down the toilet, and incinerated with the Earth 5 billion years later.

Died when it turned out that the goo girl of your dreams is actually made of a poisonous substance.

^ died upon finding out he isn't really a Soul Reaper.

Died from being eaten by a whale.