Random Ramblings: Season 5 - Episode 3 - The Great Captaining Returns As Princesses Become A Thing

So looking at the Family Tree, if I'm the brother of the king and the gruncle of the princess, and the uncle of the [Jo's rank here] then that means...

Careful Jack! You would hurt yourself if you think to long about it!

Also don't kill my dad(2nd dad?/king? ??????)

plz and thanks

But if I'm the king's brother, then if I kill the king, I will become king!

*shuffles through pockets*

I'll bludgeon him to death with this quarter in the dead of night.

are you an evil Uncle, Jack?

No, no, I'm the cool uncle! I swear! Watch!

*reaches behind his own ear and pulls out the quarter that was already in his hand*

OOoooOOoOOOoooOOOoOooh!

You know, plotting an assassination is a lot more effective when the person you wanna kill isn't around.

D'oh!

*audience laughs*

Grandpa Charles!

I also went back to the tree for kicks and giggles, and I think the order of the throne goes Charles->Jack->Jokool->Meyneth->TCF->Greece*->Romch*->Lief

*IDK who would get priority between the 2 different families here

*shouts up the stairs*

Ya hear that, Lief?! Dead last!!

Has Charles been a harsh ruler? I forgot.

We haven't Published the textbook for Morbo History yet, so who knows.

Doesn't America exist as an independent nation because of King Charles?

*hopes nobody points out that it's King George I'm referring to*

As long as he's not Charles V, no one liked him.

I'm Charles CDXXVI.

Hah! Hah! Good jokes! Good jokes all around! Yessiree!

*hopes nobody points out that the only British king he knows anything about is George III*