APRIL FOOLS 2015: Pandimensional Expedition

Volunteers are welcome to explore this brand new dimension of ours! It pays extremely well, includes several tax benefits, and has a startlingly low fatality rate of only 95%. Volunteers can send their applications in via dirigible, or may simply begin exploring without any governmental notification whatsoever.

Be warned. I hear there's a monster out there.

-pokes sign that says do not poke- I'm here for the job!

*the dimension opens a black hole from the sign and swallows Lux in it*

Thank you for volunteering your time and mind, and good luck! We do hope your journey is safe.

Let us know your travels! You will find an electronic communication device with which to post updates when you exit the wormhole.

-lands on grass made of knives-

Its safe so far

Okay then. *flies in*

*enters to cause more mayhem and destruction*

-steals the grass because reasons-

*also takes a lot of grass for my own reasons*

-finds a sandwich on the floor-

*sandwich bursts into flames*

Floor ice cream?

Regardless I'm in :V

If you hear any noises that sound like screams of the absolute terror of thousands of millions of voices emanating from the void, do not worry. It is just our accounting department.

Can't say I blame them with the amount of money we blow on explosives and waste on food. Oh yeah let's also not forget the repair bills for the stuff we break or obliterate. Or the rental cars we total. I'm sure the insurance company keeps rising our premiums too. Oh yeah can't forget the lawyers who work behind the scenes to keep our asses out of jail. My god, I can't believe I forgot the fuel bills too!



Come to think of it how do we manage to pay for all this anyway?

Currency is not a concept in this dimension. We work entirely in bartering of our comrade's souls.

Now things are starting to make sense.