A table for two

There is no Jonny on the spot. April turns to June. Yellow is the color of alternate figurehead talk maneuvers. Between the extra lines of kingsmen are the shapes of green dinosaurs. Tch, the world is full of sunflowers!

We will find a distance relation in the end of yodeling. There is darkness on the sun. Twist thee to under thine light!

behold! our otherworldly invaders. mount your cannons!:

*straddles the middle barrel of a triple gun turret*


Woo, yet another thread for the collection of threads that won't see activity after a few weeks.....

*comes in on a unicorn-dragon-chainsaw-machine gun* Our enemies draw e'er nearer. Lure them to sea monster jawness!

none of these are supposed to last, that's the fun of random ramblings :I

*commands the battleship to flank speed*


Then I'll start archiving all but the ones that aren't so random

*Throws Cannonball at the ship*

Take that ye scumbags!

*holds on tight to the gun as the battleship fires 12 3000 pound shells at the ship*

*revives thread*

*throws Luma overboard as I go down with the ship*

     

And after I revived this flop thread...


*swims down onto a sperm whale and steers him towards Truthseeker4449*

*simply takes flight and drops depth charges and torpedoes*

*maneuvers the sperm whale with brilliant barrel rolls and then commands it to swallow Truthseeker4449 since the ship is sinking anyway*

*sperm whale dies from internal injuries caused by the Depth Charges as it attempts to leap out of the water and thus fails to swallow me*

Gotta love physics. A direct hit from an explosive immersed in water is not required to cause serious and fatal internal injuries. Enjoy the sensation of your lungs filling with blood.

*moves in on Trumpeter to defend Luma*

And so how will that help her? She's drowning in her own blood.

*casts Diarahan on Luma*