I'm a rambling, gaming dude!

*joins team galactic*
*dyes hair blue*
*quits after not getting a raise, but keeps hair dyed*

*suffers from heat stroke while wearing the Rocket sweats, cause i'm totally wearing the standard male grunt clothes due to dislike of miniskirts*

*smashes my way into Galactic HQ with my Aggron, Garchomp, Blastiose, Blaziken, Torterra, and Latios*

*has had a change of suit since quitting, and is now an ace trainer*

*rides on my Genesect*

*is presently destroying the HQ from the inside out*

*a level 9001 Magikarp splashes on the HQ from the outside*

But there is no Level 9001! There isn't even a Level 9000! Or 8999! Or 8998! Or 101!

I know, we're on the Internet. I still have a valid point...also it's not really funny by now.

Your otherwise valid point is invalidated by the fact that this is The Planetary Pit Stop.