Jokercraft

1. Have Fun I made this in attempt to see if we could pull of something like in the good old days. Completing the tasks we come up with is only secondary and the real goal is to be the funniest. If someone later down the road reads the RPG and laughs so hard they can’t stop laughing, we have achieved that goal. You do not have to be formal and use third person in complete sentences as long as your actions can be clearly told apart from you talking. However please avoid short hand and text speak, though lol and brb and similar abbreviations are okay.
2. No outside abilities The only “superpower” you have is the strength of Steve (who is apparently strong enough to move small mountains but yet can’t punch a pig to death in one hit), no exceptions. I naturally have a few policing powers (such as being able to take items without consent and fly or teleport to a location to break up an argument/fight), but will only use them when rules are violated, though flying could come up later as a way to be helpful. However if you feel like you could make something funnier by playing a sad song on the world’s smallest violin or doing a Ba-Dum-Tiss on a set of drums, feel free to pull them out of nowhere for the lols and lovingly toss them away after.
3. Player VS Player IS ALLOWED However you might be thrown out from the group (by everyone, not just me) for being the asshole who goes around killing everyone. This does not always mean you’ve been thrown out of the game, but don’t expect any help, or friendliness for that matter (the group may make your life a nightmare . Note that some areas will be marked as safe zones (such as a community bunkhouse) automatically (see The List of Safe Zones), where attacking with tools is not allowed (however you may still punch each other until someone breaks it up).
4. Keep things reasonable within the mechanics of Minecraft Basically don’t make a diamond hoe and have it break in a heartbeat while farming or find diamond by digging up a block of dirt at the surface. I will advance time every once in a while, so use your better judgment to decide when a tool breaks A diamond hoe should last forever and is a waste of diamonds really considering  it offers no advantage but durability…
5. You do not have to stick with any character Exactly what it says on the tin, you may change “skins” and personalities whenever you like.
6. No Stealing or Destroying other’s Items While it counteracts rule #3 somewhat, I doubt anyone would like to see all their diamonds stolen or destroyed, especially if they were killed solely for that purpose. If you destroy someone’s items, just compesiontation will be taken from you without conset.  If you need a resource for something, first check for a community chest and if what you need isn’t there, ask around. On the note of community chests, always make it known how much is going into the chest and out of the chest so that I may keep a record of it. I recommend you all keep track of your inventories too, though I will not require frequent posting.
7. Everyone has the same healthwhich is 20 health points. Posting this is only required when you are fighting something. The way to regain health is to eat food, for simplicity the hunger system will not be used (meaning food will heal you immediately, see a table listed in another section for how much is restored) however you can act weak if you haven’t eaten in a while. See next section for damage calculation, any damage dealt to you should be somewhat like what’s listed in the table. Also, DON’T be a dick and eat a few porkchops while fighting to get the upperhand, eat at reasonable moments (like while hanging out in the communal bunkhouse). I reserve the right to reverse the effects of your actions (while not restoring the consumed items) if I feel you are not fighting fair.
8. Herobrine is NOT in the game But he may be added in… I dunno, we’ll see.
9. Enchantments For the sake of simplifying things, I recommend not using the ones that modify how the game works. For example, Fire Aspect is perfectly fine, but if you wish to use Protection then that’s something you have to calculate for everyone every time it comes up.
10. Non-Minecraft items If temporarily having an non-weapon item not found in Minecraft can make something funny, then by all means pull it out of nowhere long enough to get the lols going. Certain communication devices, such as cell phones and radios, may be used though I wouldn’t recommend it, but also won’t prohibit it unless it becomes a problem. Also real life tools and weapons such as battleaxes (an axe with two heads intended for battle only) can be crafted using materials found in Minecraft can be crafted with permission (I require that you get permission so that I can determine stats for it). Non-Standard Items will be added in another section of this post and can be later approved even if initially rejected.
11. Screwing the Rules, With or Without Money Certain rules of Minecraft can be ignored if they are reasonably practical in real life, such as using more than one sword at once. Having any amount of money will not allow you to screw the rules. Rule 10 overrides this rule wherever there may be a conflict.
12. Dying is not only perfectly okay, it’s strongly encouraged if you can make it funny! Rarely a rule you see in an RPG. If you die, you respawn in the last bed you slept in. If your bed has been moved or destroyed since you last slept in it, you will respawn at the initial spawn point for us, which could mean a long walk… Apart from losing your inventory if you can’t get back to it quickly, there is no penalty for dying. If you are the type who doesn’t like changing their theme mid-RPG without explanation, death is a very good way to do it, the explanation being that you have a new form upon respawning.
13. If you found something someone did amusing, funny, hilarious, or otherwise liked it in some manner, Hit the Like Button! I am of the belief that this will encourage being funny and help keep the true spirit of RPGs going.
14. I decide what biomes there are This game is based off a real Minecraft world, the seed for that world is 42. I have two versions of the world saved to my computer, one that’ll be altered each time something happens here (mostly in survival, though creative was used to create my map so I could get a better look around) and the other is for my personal use. Regular screenshots of the map will be posted to help keep things straight and I'll also post coordinates to interesting spots.
15. Further rules may be added at my leisure I can add more rules as time goes on and also amend previous rules. If you feel a rule needs to be added or changed, please bring this up in the Control Room sticky.

See this page for armor since it’s too complicated for me to explain.
http://minecraft.gamepedia.com/Armor

If someone wants to make a bunch of tables for easier conversions, then by all means go ahead and send it to me however you like.

And now for how much each attack deals

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FOOD!:

Currently none.

Name: To be determined
Gender: Female
Age: 16
Height: 5.2 ft (158 cm)
Weight: 93 lbs (42 kg)
Trivia/Bio/Whatever you want to call this section: She is remarkably tolerant of the elements for someone in such a revealing outfit, though is unable to stand cold environments when wind is present. While she has very little actual fighting experience, she has studied many different types of weapons and believes she knows how to use them in a manner that will at the very least surprise someone who tries to take advantage of her. Actually taken from myself in real life.

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Spawn: x -7, y 67, z 148

Also the Tower of Pimps wasn't created with the world, I built it to mark the rough location of spawn so I can find it from the air while flying around after exploring the map.

I'll allow you guys spawning in with items, heck you can even enter the game as someone already well into their survival story (I'd prefer it if you were nomadic if you choose this route, but I won't fight it). Keeping it reasonable is appreciated.

The "frozen wasteland" is really a Frozen Taiga biome surrounded on all sides (if I remember correctly) by a mixture of Ice Plains and Frozen Extreme Hills, just for the record (don't expect you to know or remember) since I'm already desiccating your post.

Katanas and all other normally proportioned swords function exactly the same as the minecraft sword (and can be crafted in the different tiers of normal sword making material, so please note what it's made out of, which you have done), in other words it doesn't have any effect on Armor besides lowering durability of all pieces by one.

Also a real life note: the katana is built for slicing and is incredibly efficient at slicing through the human body, though it can be used for thrusting (I wouldn't want to try ramming an iron katana or below through diamond armor since the blade is so flexable it might snap in two and I've seen a high speed of a real one bending like crazy when thrusted into armor and it actually ruined the tip of the sword). Also the cutting edge of a real katana is so hard that chipping is a possibility when striking an equally hard surface and most samurai preferred to dodge than block and when they did block with the sword, tried to do so with anything but the blade.

From my observations from playing the game, the strength of armor never goes down (though I could easily be wrong despite how I've been wearing my current set of iron armor for a while now and it's been hit by a point-blank creeper blast or two, beat up by an Enderman, a few dozen spiders, a few more dozen zombies, and hit with a couple of arrows; as of right now most of it is at half durability), but how much longer the armor will last does.

For reference, a full set of iron armor will reduce damage by 60%, Diamond by 80%, Leather by 28%. Each defense point increases resistance by 4%.

One last thing, that book, it's not a book that allows the wielder to use magic (other than enchanting items, which is allowed, though I think enchanted books are one use only in game and you need an avil) is it?