Random Ramblings: Season 6 - Episode 3 - Cooking With Lies, by Snek Lief Katano

Lief Katano wrote:

Greece wrote:BUT I HAVE A GUN NOW

GUNS DEAL DAMAGE EQUAL TO THEIR WEAPON POWER SQUARED

YOU MAY HAVE BEEN JIPPED

BUT ITS A GUN

Lief Katano wrote:

Greece wrote:BUT I HAVE A GUN NOW

GUNS DEAL DAMAGE EQUAL TO THEIR WEAPON POWER SQUARED

YOU MAY HAVE BEEN JIPPED

Truthseeker4449 wrote:

Greece wrote:YOU MEAN A SPEAR

YOU WANT ME TO GIVE HER A SPEAR

I must say at first I read this with a completely different meaning... But nonetheless, I have spears for rent as well!




*attempts to resuscitate Nopon*

TS plz no

Not entirely sure what you mean by plz no but a Desert Eagle chambers the largest civilian handgun round in the states and is usually one shot one kill and often kill for anyone behind them. It's like having a sniper rifle's power condensed into a handgun.

it was re: spear but don't encourage greece violence

Greece wrote:

Lief Katano wrote:

Greece wrote:BUT I HAVE A GUN NOW

GUNS DEAL DAMAGE EQUAL TO THEIR WEAPON POWER SQUARED

YOU MAY HAVE BEEN JIPPED

BUT ITS A GUN

WEAPON POWER SQUARED

THE WEAPON POWER HAS TO BE GREATER THAN YOUR PHYSICAL ATTACK POWER IN ORDER TO BE USEFUL

IS THAT WORTH IT

Have you seen how squishy Greece is?

A slingshot has more weapon power than her

Dude it's a .50 caliber round squeezed into a handgun, you generally don't get back up from a single shot. That stuff will punch holes in engine blocks and still have enough energy to go right through your body. It's massively more powerful and destructive than Greece could ever punch or even stab, precisely why I offered her it. :)

Orcapon wrote:Have you seen how squishy Greece is?

A slingshot has more weapon power than her

fair point

this is a significant improvement and I will condone it

*pops popcorn and offers some to a nearby zombie*

WOW FOR ONCE JO ISN'T DEAD

*fires a gun at jo, dealing 36 damage*

...I want cool guns 

Meyneth wrote:WOW FOR ONCE JO ISN'T DEAD

Nah but this guy and all his buddies are.

*gestures over my shoulder at the seemingly endless zombie horde

Lief Katano wrote:*fires a gun at jo, dealing 36 damage*

...I want cool guns 

*quietly sets down an "Open" sign on a hastily constructed bench with a sign that says "Truth's Armory and Merchantile"*

*hands over a peanut* WHAT CAN I GET FOR THIS?

Depends, what are you looking for? Are you looking for some sort of projectile launcher or a close combat weapon?

*walks back in, having sobered up*

...why was there so much shouting?

Meyneth and Greece are having a lover's quarrelImean sibling dispute over some person in town and it's gotten wonderfully violent. Or you're hearing the moans of the gigantic horde of zombies that are taking over the island.

Goddamit Truth...

*goes in the gun shop*

Hmmmm... Got a bolt action 7.62 rifle?