This user above died of...

^ died from being crushed with Megatron's bare hands.

Died from smelling your own fart.

...Coincidentally...

^ died from drowning in a sudden flood of syrup.

Died from your eardrums rupturing due to my laughter

Chespin attacked you for forgetting its name.

I took initiative and killed both ^ and ^^ with a crowbar.

I am too strong for a crowbar!

Died from the counterattack.

^ was killed by Overlord.

^ was killed by Dharc for giving the enemy vital information

^ was killed from laser-guided karma.

Was shot in the heart with a 15 inch shell from the barrels of the Bismarck

^ had a heart attack after realizing how apathetic I am.

Killed by Jeol's Ultima Blow.

Fact: In FFTA, nu mous, for whatever reason, sucked at Ultima attacks, as they were based off of attack, which nu mous lacked,

I don't know why I just said that, but Jeol's not a FFTA nu mou.

died from being hit by a dictionary because I don't know what "apathetic" means

^ died because apathetic means uncaring.