Duelist Kingdom [v2]

Truthseeker4449: Forgot to change from my default deck again XP
Truthseeker4449: OH WELL
YuiKatano: WHOOPS
YuiKatano: want to change it?
Truthseeker4449: Nah
Truthseeker4449: 4800 ATK
YuiKatano: Golem Barrier!
Truthseeker4449: Chimeratech Kills You Anyway!
YuiKatano: Er...correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't it only have 3 * 800 ATK?
Truthseeker4449: Powerbond doubles it
YuiKatano: The *original* ATK
YuiKatano: wait
YuiKatano: never mind
Truthseeker4449: For those playing at home
YuiKatano: just realized Chimera mods its original ATK anyways
Truthseeker4449: Chimeratech's effect sets it's original attack to the number of materials x 800
Truthseeker4449 has lost 2400 life points
YuiKatano: that was decidedly merciful
Truthseeker4449: I thought it was established that I can't do a direc attack with that effect
Truthseeker4449: Since it says "Opponent's monsters"
YuiKatano: doesn't appear to be any "no direct attacks" clause...
YuiKatano: wait, yeah, nevermind
YuiKatano: exact words can be a bitch :/
YuiKatano: though of course it would be OP if it wasn't
YuiKatano: you didn't see anything
Truthseeker4449: Ya I did, you set a card from your hand
YuiKatano: well besides that
YuiKatano: TIME TO TOP DECK
YuiKatano: NO NUMBER WALL ;_;
YuiKatano: you were my best friend
Truthseeker4449: You know what
Truthseeker4449: I'll top deck too
Truthseeker4449: because why not?
YuiKatano: the LP loss I'd get from your attack is miniscule compared to the LP loss if he self destructed
YuiKatano: or his effect
YuiKatano: or something fuck I don
YuiKatano: know
Truthseeker4449: whoops
Truthseeker4449: Can I have that back please
YuiKatano: Aw, for me? Thanks
YuiKatano: NO CYBER DRAGON
Truthseeker4449: I was trying to go for the battle phase
YuiKatano: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME
Truthseeker4449: NO MY DRAGONS LOVE ONLY ME
YuiKatano: 700?
YuiKatano: 600!\
YuiKatano: yes
YuiKatano has lost 600 life points
Truthseeker4449: Yeah, since he doesn't get his exploding effect right?
YuiKatano: He does not
YuiKatano: that's only when he's flip summoned
YuiKatano: WHOOPS
YuiKatano: lightning falls, everyone dies
Truthseeker4449: *is just waiting for that one fusion card*
YuiKatano: I want to call it Overload Fusion
YuiKatano has lost 1100 life points
Truthseeker4449: Yeah that's it!
Truthseeker4449: Hmm...
YuiKatano: Banishes Machines for a DARK Machine Fusion summon, right?
Truthseeker4449: Yup
Truthseeker4449: Yolo!
Truthseeker4449 has lost 400 life points
YuiKatano: I can't help but think that the people who make fun of the anime characters for explaining card effects have never been to a tournament before
YuiKatano: HAHAHAHA
Truthseeker4449: Nope.
YuiKatano: NOOOOOOO
YuiKatano: Not Blackship of Corn!
YuiKatano: He was the only ship I ever loved!
Truthseeker4449: Go my proto dragon!
YuiKatano has lost 1100 life points
YuiKatano: Behold: a copy of the only monster card in my deck that can't beat Protodragon!
YuiKatano: And now I'm topdecking slightly less!
YuiKatano: Go me?
Truthseeker4449: Ah, what fun
YuiKatano: ):
YuiKatano: ...
YuiKatano: welp.
YuiKatano: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Truthseeker4449: ATTACK MY CYBER TWIN DRAGON
YuiKatano has lost 1900 life points
YuiKatano has lost 2800 life points
YuiKatano has lost 500 life points
YuiKatano admitted defeat
YuiKatano: Just to check
YuiKatano: dammit next card wouldn't save my ass
Truthseeker4449: That was interesting duel
Truthseeker4449: my next card is poly
YuiKatano: I'mma try a new deck for our next one
Truthseeker4449: Sure!
YuiKatano: gah you're worthless trap cards
YuiKatano has left the duel
Truthseeker4449: lol I drew core jus tnow

Truthseeker4449: And now for the deck I meant to play last duel
YuiKatano: Huzzah!
YuiKatano: Noooo
YuiKatano: Paper
YuiKatano: my worst enemy
YuiKatano: HAHAHAHAHAHA
YuiKatano: Pendulum!
YuiKatano: SUMMON!
YuiKatano: This is legal even though Timegazer's scale is now 4
YuiKatano: now I'll use Focault's effect
YuiKatano: and KILL ITSELF!
Truthseeker4449: I presume you're targeting servant?
YuiKatano: aaaand that's it
YuiKatano: nope, Cannon
Truthseeker4449: Oh okay
YuiKatano: so I can theoretically fill its spot in later with Odd-Eyes or another Magician
YuiKatano: otherwise Timegazer's scale would be stuck at four
YuiKatano: stupid Monarchs, infringing on my rights
YuiKatano: Clock Barrier!
Truthseeker4449: because why not?
YuiKatano: Clock Barrier!
YuiKatano: *sadface*
YuiKatano: Let's go, insight Magician!
YuiKatano: Activate Pendulum effect!
YuiKatano: Pendulum Summon!
YuiKatano: Synchro Summon Level 8!
YuiKatano: Creation Resonator!
YuiKatano: Plus Focault's Cannon!
YuiKatano: Also: Force Resonator!
Truthseeker4449: So pretty much once you draw a peduluem card
YuiKatano: Jerkwad!
Truthseeker4449: It's next to impossible to get rid of it?
YuiKatano: well you can overlay it for an
YuiKatano: Xyz Summon
YuiKatano: detaching it then won't send it to the Grave
Truthseeker4449: Well other than that, it goes to the extra deck?
YuiKatano: As long as it was on the field first
YuiKatano: Anyway
YuiKatano: mill effect
YuiKatano: Grav Warrior has +600 ATK
Truthseeker4449 has lost 1000 life points
Truthseeker4449: Damn I have no zombies in my graveyard to summon with Muzuki.
YuiKatano: :D
YuiKatano: that could've happened if you let me summon Stardust, y'know
YuiKatano: but NOOOO
YuiKatano: just had to crush my hopes and dreams
Truthseeker4449: Still wouldn't let me do what I want to do
YuiKatano: Probably
Truthseeker4449: Nah it wouldn't
YuiKatano: I was agreeing with that
Truthseeker4449: Probably implies doubt
YuiKatano: I don't know what I want to respond to that with
Truthseeker4449 has lost 700 life points
YuiKatano: Is it foolish that I have Timegazer out?
YuiKatano: P...probably, yeah.
Truthseeker4449: In some ways yes
Truthseeker4449: However I have no monsters to summon
Truthseeker4449: So it doesn't hurt you this turn
YuiKatano: FOR NO REASON
YuiKatano: I just wanted to
YuiKatano: I was waiting to see how long it was until you realized you could do that
YuiKatano: That also works!
Truthseeker4449: Do what?
Truthseeker4449: Oh yeah it does.
YuiKatano: Use Mezuki
Truthseeker4449: A lot
YuiKatano: You're going to Tribute Summon a
YuiKatano: you Tribute Summoned a
YuiKatano: yep
Truthseeker4449: Mine :3
Truthseeker4449: So half of 2100 is....
Truthseeker4449: 1550?
YuiKatano: Please excuse me while I rage at the heavens
YuiKatano: yep
YuiKatano: 3550 ATK
YuiKatano: EftDD doesn't go
YuiKatano: unless Tributing spontaneously counts as destroying now
YuiKatano: Best thing about Pendulums is
Truthseeker4449: So...
YuiKatano: I can stall indefinitely
Truthseeker4449: What do they count as when they are in your hand?
YuiKatano: Monsters
Truthseeker4449: Monster or Spell?
Truthseeker4449: okay
YuiKatano: I believe that they're only Spells in the Pendulum Zone
YuiKatano: When I say indefinitely stall
YuiKatano: by george
YuiKatano: do I mean indefinitely stall
YuiKatano: Synchro Summon Level 8!
YuiKatano: Dark Resonator!
YuiKatano: And that guy!
Truthseeker4449: This is starting to feel more broken then a lot of cards...
YuiKatano: Ah, the joys of Pendulum Summons
YuiKatano: and Synchro monsters
YuiKatano: Anyway! Guess what I'm gonna do.
YuiKatano: Doom Dragon's effect!
YuiKatano: Nothing up my sleeve...
YuiKatano: so bye-bye Vampire Vamp!
Truthseeker4449: Actually no
YuiKatano: or I guess Gravity Warrior
YuiKatano: because she's a bitch
Truthseeker4449: yeah
Truthseeker4449: also
Truthseeker4449: Vamp had 4050 ATK
Truthseeker4449 has lost 2050 life points
YuiKatano: eh?
Truthseeker4449: I had no idea it was that high
YuiKatano: she should have 3050
YuiKatano: 1050 + 2000
Truthseeker4449: oh derp I assumed 1550. But she still got a 500 further boost
Truthseeker4449 has gained 2050 life points
YuiKatano: that's only in the damage step, though
Truthseeker4449: Derp again
Truthseeker4449: Not knowing my own affects
YuiKatano: so she had 3050 ATK
YuiKatano: so that's -1525 LP
Truthseeker4449 has lost 1525 life points
YuiKatano: I'd like to take a moment and silently celebrate the fact that I got someone's Life Points to end in 5
Truthseeker4449: Is there honestly any way to easily get rid of pedulum monsters?
Truthseeker4449: like without seeing them all come back next turn
YuiKatano: Get rid of the ones in the zones
YuiKatano: though that's a tough aspect with my Timegazers
YuiKatano: you'd need *three* Spell/Trap destroyers
YuiKatano: one to get past the first,
YuiKatano: one to get past the second,
YuiKatano: and one to actually kill it
Truthseeker4449: Hmm...
YuiKatano: it's decidedly easy to take down if you can strike at the right time
YuiKatano: but if your opponent manages to set up like this...
Truthseeker4449: Trying to think how to play my turn here
Truthseeker4449: *sigh* th moment I regret not having Rank 7s in this deck
YuiKatano: 3500 ATK
Truthseeker4449: Hmm...
YuiKatano: He still gets killed because the attack went throguh
YuiKatano: through
Truthseeker4449: Even though Vamp was techinically destroyed and resummoned immediately?
YuiKatano: are you implying you would not go through with the attack again
Truthseeker4449: Didn't think I could attack again.
YuiKatano: You could.
Truthseeker4449: In any case, wouldn't you've just resummoned him now?
YuiKatano: Probably!
Truthseeker4449: Hmm...
Truthseeker4449: Oh wait that wouldn't work either
Truthseeker4449: At least jokool can't run this deck right now
Truthseeker4449: Otherwise we'd be at a standoff for day
Truthseeker4449: s
YuiKatano: The Pendulum?
Truthseeker4449: Yeah
YuiKatano:
YuiKatano: so you do or don't attack again?
Truthseeker4449: I expect to see quite a few cards on the banlist in the coming year
Truthseeker4449: Not since there's not much to gain
YuiKatano: *cough*Vamp*
YuiKatano: okay
YuiKatano: Pendulum!
Truthseeker4449: Wouldn't surprise me if she got on next year's list
Truthseeker4449: Then again I don't know just how popular vampires are right now
Truthseeker4449: Let's see if I can pull this one off...
Truthseeker4449: wait need more considering
YuiKatano: if all else fails you could just wait for me to deck out :U
Truthseeker4449: alright now I'm ready
Truthseeker4449: lol didn't consider that
Truthseeker4449: Now Duke sends a monster of yours to the graveyard!
Truthseeker4449: from your deck
YuiKatano: Noooooooooooo
YuiKatano: wait what
Truthseeker4449: And now Kingdom's effect
YuiKatano: no he was Tribute summoned
YuiKatano: not specialed
Truthseeker4449: When Duke is normal summoned
Truthseeker4449: AKA tribute summoned
Truthseeker4449: he special - oh
Truthseeker4449: well darn
Truthseeker4449: STILL I DO THIS
YuiKatano: I know what you're up to
YuiKatano: I don't like it
Truthseeker4449: lol
YuiKatano: called it
Truthseeker4449: Now to attack or not to attack...
Truthseeker4449: *passes*
YuiKatano: I'm going to assume the card in your hand pre-draw was a monster
YuiKatano: which is why you didn't set it and activate Doom Dragon's effect
Truthseeker4449: Sounds like a safe bet
YuiKatano: because even if Doom Dragon couldn't really destroy a Pendulum, he'd still deal damage.
Truthseeker4449: gotta love that burn
YuiKatano: mmm burn
YuiKatano: gotta love the smell of roast bunny in the morning
YuiKatano: oh hey shit
Truthseeker4449: lol
YuiKatano has lost 600 life points
Truthseeker4449: Just noticed that Bram can summon more than once each turn
YuiKatano: no he can't
YuiKatano: oh wait yes he can
Truthseeker4449: oh wait
Truthseeker4449: you're right
YuiKatano: no wait he can't
Truthseeker4449: So much text....
YuiKatano: Unfortunately Doom Dragon was the extent of useful monsters in my Grave
YuiKatano: because SOMEONE had to banish the rest of them
Truthseeker4449: For now.
Truthseeker4449: Hm...
Truthseeker4449: top decking!
YuiKatano: Clock, sadly, is EARTH
YuiKatano: but I can still do this!
YuiKatano: Synchro Summon Level 8!
YuiKatano: Clock Resonator plus Stargazer!
YuiKatano: Blood Mefist!
Truthseeker4449: Hmm...
YuiKatano: ...in hindsight
Truthseeker4449: I just realized I could've probably done something more earlier.
YuiKatano: probably not among my best ideas
YuiKatano: Pendulum this schmuck to keep my monopoly on Pendulum Zones
YuiKatano: Standby Phase 300 damage x each card you control
YuiKatano: 2100 damage!
Truthseeker4449: Yeah I'm familiar with Mefist
Truthseeker4449 has lost 2100 life points
Truthseeker4449: Hmm...
Truthseeker4449: Do I really want to do this...
Truthseeker4449: It'll be one of the most interesting things I've ever done...
Truthseeker4449: Trap
YuiKatano: -300
Truthseeker4449 has lost 300 life points
Truthseeker4449: Doom
YuiKatano has lost 1400 life points
Truthseeker4449: Now for my final act... which one do I pick...
YuiKatano: ???
Truthseeker4449: Let's go with Bram, he has mostly outlived himself.
Truthseeker4449: VIRUS COMBO
Truthseeker4449: Maybe I should've waited until next turn, I dunno!
Truthseeker4449: bye-bye
YuiKatano: Pend'lum
YuiKatano placed a counter on "Stargazer Magician" in P-1 (now 1)
Truthseeker4449: what's that for?
YuiKatano: For how many turns have passed since the Virus activation
Truthseeker4449: okay
YuiKatano: the viruses are supposed to be in the Grave, by the by
Truthseeker4449: Maybe this is even more risky, but I MUST TRY
Truthseeker4449: I was going to keep them as reminders
YuiKatano: eh, that's what Stargazer's for
YuiKatano: bastard
YuiKatano has lost 1100 life points
YuiKatano: oh hai
Truthseeker4449: derp, I meant direct
YuiKatano has lost 400 life points
YuiKatano: *doink*
Truthseeker4449: Maybe Lux would be proud of me
YuiKatano: I'm not!
Truthseeker4449: lol
Truthseeker4449: Thank you Bram for your selfless sacrifice
YuiKatano: (not that he had a choice)
Truthseeker4449: lol more ammo
YuiKatano placed a counter on "Stargazer Magician" in P-1 (now 2)
YuiKatano has lost 1100 life points
Truthseeker4449: I'm like an infernity player now
YuiKatano: because you stole my dragon
YuiKatano: great
Truthseeker4449: He is a very good dragon
YuiKatano: great timing Pendulum Back
Truthseeker4449: *pets Doom Dragon*
YuiKatano placed a counter on "Stargazer Magician" in P-1 (now 3)
YuiKatano removed a counter from "Stargazer Magician" in P-1 (now 2)
YuiKatano removed a counter from "Stargazer Magician" in P-1 (now 1)
YuiKatano removed a counter from "Stargazer Magician" in P-1 (now 0)
YuiKatano: Bam, now I can draw unrestricted.
YuiKatano has lost 1100 life points
YuiKatano: After all I did for you!
YuiKatano: THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?!
YuiKatano: This is a huge gambit...
YuiKatano: But hell, let's do it.
YuiKatano: Gambit failed! Let's go home, everybody.
YuiKatano has lost 600 life points
Truthseeker4449: ALL THE TOP DECKING
YuiKatano: Please have a Level 4 monster in my deck...
YuiKatano: yessssssssss
Truthseeker4449: Hmm...
YuiKatano has lost 1100 life points
Truthseeker4449: All or nothing  here
Truthseeker4449: oh lol I could've won last turn
Truthseeker4449: OH WELL
YuiKatano has lost 600 life points
Truthseeker4449: KILLED BY YOUR OWN DRAGON
YuiKatano admitted defeat
YuiKatano: Thanks a fucking lot, Doom Dragon.
Truthseeker4449: I HAVE BEATEN ONE OF THE MOST BROKEN DECKS IN HISTORY
YuiKatano: NOT REALLY BROKEN
Truthseeker4449: This is how I could've won last time
YuiKatano: MORE LIKE "STALL-HEAVY"
YuiKatano: The only thing easing my pain is that the card that could have netted me the duel wasn't on the top of my deck.
YuiKatano: See, if I had him...
YuiKatano: summoned him
YuiKatano: bam
Truthseeker4449: Oh I have that guy too
YuiKatano: we all have beelze
Truthseeker4449: Except jokool and Greece :P
Truthseeker4449: Tis was a great duel.
YuiKatano: a stall-heavy duel
YuiKatano: I think it took an hour
Truthseeker4449: *notices someone in my friendslist named pkmnpwn*
YuiKatano: who the fuck is he
Truthseeker4449: Good question.
YuiKatano: Welp
Truthseeker4449: Also I have eye strain right now
YuiKatano: who should get the chat
Truthseeker4449: I'll do it
YuiKatano: got it
YuiKatano: night
Truthseeker4449: See ya