Random Ramblings: Season 3, Episode 6—sgnilbmar modnar

No!
*slaps Lux*
No life force. The baby isn't old enough to have a good amount of HP.

Lief has a point

also, whose baby is this? And did one of you guys steal it?

-hisses then goes sit in the corner facing the wall-

So unfair...

*draws my sword*

Why can't we kill it?

If I remember correctly, the rules say to blame Lux first.

...however if he stole it, the baby would be HP-less right now so procedure mandates that we need to blame TS.

^That would be worse, because of Lux gets its HP at least Lux is nourished.

What if Lux takes the baby's life force while I eat the body, nourishing both of us?

I have a hunch that the baby is Romch's....


BUT WHO'S THE MOMMY!

NO!

WE ARE NOT EATING, KILLING, OR DRAINING THE BABY'S LIFE FORCE!

That would be gruesome. Also gross.

Also *casts Tetrakarn on the baby*

Explaination.

-puts face on barrier- You're saved this time...

Tetrakarn reflects all physical attacks and instead bounces them back towards the user, also it makes the attacker's turn end and switch to the enemy's if the reflecting attack activates but that's not currently relevant. For example!

*takes out my sword and hits the baby with it*
*...except it doesn't and the sword is now sheathed in me*

...wait.

*begins incanting in Ancient Greek*

*cast Silence on Truthseeker*

I think that's the right one???

It is! Congratulations.