All your base are belong to us.

Your blows are like miniature jackhammers wielded by tiny, angry road workers!

Gotta work for ten minutes or you're fired.

*was fired a long time ago*

It is impossible to "Murphy-proof" your robot!

I just quoted myself in real life :D

Betty has gone too far. Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like... badwrong. Or... badong. Yes. Killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: Gnodab.

I vaguely remember that quote from somewhere, but can't remember where

You're a giant nerd!

I hold my nerd status with pride.   

So how much lava is in my ceiling?

Let's find out! *punches a hole in the ceiling and lava pours all over him*

Apparently, a lot!

I am thou... Thou art I... From the sea of thy soul, I come...

You don't say no to panda.

Talk soft and carry a big stick. The trucker with the bigger stick always wins.

It's not dead till you poke it with a stick.

Critical hit to the nads...