Re: Random Ramblings: Season 3, Episode 2—Fun Fact, Rampaging Thing that Devours Are Illegal In This Galaxy

by Lief Katano 11th April 2014, 8:24 am

Hence God llama.

by returnofmastercrazyhand 11th April 2014, 8:32 am

for once, I agree with lief. god llama is better than dunsparce arceus-dammit.

by Nopon 11th April 2014, 9:28 am

Getting smashed in the head is basically the raddest excuse to do anything you’ve ever wanted to do!! Including, but not limited to:

• Face tattoos. A big ol’ Mike Tyson face tattoo. No, not the tattoo Mike Tyson has on his face, I mean a tattoo of Mike Tyson’s face on your face.

• Kissing all your male friends’ girlfriends… on the mouth!

• Kissing all of your male friends… on the mouth! (the boys need love too, ladies!)

• Eating avocados, which you wrote off as “tasting like baby feces” some years ago and have been wanting to give a second chance ever since!

• Lite cannibalism. You won’t kill a dude and eat him, but you’ll make a Craigslist post looking for a guy who wants to have one of his fingers eaten and then be kind of put off by how many replies from volunteers you get.

• Be a “dog person.”

• Be a dog who is a person.

• Put a purse on a dog.

• Feed a porpoise a hotdog.

No one can blame you for anything you do after almost dying! It’s like not being able to speak ill of the dead, but DOUBLE because you’re still alive. So, I guess this is my official endorsement of trying to get serious, life-threatening head injuries! There is no conceivable downside! Not a single one!

Also you silly mortals, ALL HAIL THE VIRTUAL BOY!!!

by returnofmastercrazyhand 11th April 2014, 9:35 am

what the fuck lux?

by Guest 11th April 2014, 3:43 pm

*goes swimming in his new "swimming pool"*

Spoiler:

by Lief Katano 11th April 2014, 4:27 pm

returnofmastercrazyhand wrote:what the fuck lux?

The Virtual Boy thing was in a special Nintendo Direct about an upcoming game.

by kyogremaster 11th April 2014, 5:34 pm

In Soviet Russia, Kyogre doesn't eat you, you eat Kyogre!

by Lief Katano 11th April 2014, 5:44 pm

Thankfully (for you; I hear Kyogre meat is delicious), Soviet Russia no longer exists.

by Kaede Akamatsu 11th April 2014, 6:30 pm

GUYS WE NEED EIGHTEEN MORE POSTS UNTIL WE HIT 60000

also kenpaaaaaaaaaachi <3

by Lief Katano 11th April 2014, 6:38 pm

Paine is the best X-2 character. I swear to whatever.

by Nopon 11th April 2014, 7:20 pm

I'll help boost posts!

by Lief Katano 11th April 2014, 7:24 pm

Dear musicians,
Why are you so goddamn lazy? I shouldn't have to push you to the damn elevator. You can walk, otherwise you wouldn't be here anyway. I hate you.

Love,
Lief

by Kaede Akamatsu 11th April 2014, 8:10 pm

Lief, I hate you.

*now has three TVTropes pages open*

by **Truthseeker4449** 11th April 2014, 8:33 pm

Yuya Sakaki wrote:GUYS WE NEED EIGHTEEN MORE POSTS UNTIL WE HIT 60000

It's taken us long enough :I

by **Truthseeker4449** 11th April 2014, 8:36 pm

*claims post #60,000* Party Favor

Pizza for everyone!

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