Random Ramblings: Season 2, Episode 20—Watching the Super Bowl, Polar Bears, Wormsigns, and Charles disemboweling jokool makes for one hell of a weekend

Franklin Delanor(?) Roosevelt fears nothing but fear itself.

*climbs out of the pool of lava with minor injures, none of them burns*

*burns up from falling into milk*

STUFF AND THINGS

*reappears unharmed*

Man, never knew I was that lactose intolerant...

*chugs three gallons of milk*

....That can't be good....

Why wouldn't it be good?

man, I chug a gallon a day and I'm fine
(in real life, it's a half gallon a day though)

Greece wrote:Why wouldn't it be good?

Chugging that much milk usually makes people puke....

She's Greece. She'll be fiiiiiiiine.

Charles Dunois wrote:

And haven't any of you heard of dramatic lighting?  :/

...why did I read that as dramatic lightning...maybe I like lightning too much...

*SUDDEN REVELATION or something* Why don't any of my characters have lightning powers yet...how can I implement this...(sadly not seeing anything helpful to the story in any way, shape, or form) :<

They can use Black Magic. That includes lightning spells.

Maybe I could get a full on magician and not a halfy for once...that would be a good plot point somewhere. Not all adventure stories are to the point and I need filler stuff.