Random Ramblings: Season 2, Episode 20—Watching the Super Bowl, Polar Bears, Wormsigns, and Charles disemboweling jokool makes for one hell of a weekend

so he threw it on the ground?

...No. He's knocking them down.

i feel as though he should be picking them up, and throwing them to the ground

...you don't get it at all, do you.

no no no i get it,

he should just throw them on the ground

But that would defeat the joke.

Also he won't be slamming a sword-thing into them.

cause totally the lonely island reference isnt a joke

yeah but he would indubitably acheive more damage if he were to pick the enemy up
and
throw
it
on
the
ground
mothafwoopa i aint a part of this system

=joke>
my head


How would that deal more damage over slamming a heavy sword-thing into the person? :psyduck:

He should have just tried to kill them with fire.

...
=joke>
(jokool's head)

because theres a 48% chance of Cliff activation

Cliff: Summons cliff to throw enemies off of

*is practicing some original spells*

*goes to look for a tank*

Venit domino et commoda, in gladio! Gladium Satanae!

*a very large black sword appears in front of me in a blue aura*

Nice sword!