Random Ramblings: Season 2, Episode 19—Deck the halls with lots of TNT and gather around the burning holiday tree!

Truthseeker4449 wrote:
Please don't paint the walls with jokool's blood, it may bring a vampire siege upon us.

Haven't we already had one of those?

That was zombies.

Vampires, zombies...both can be sexy. Both can also be reaaaaaaaaaaally ugly.

When freaky aliens give you lemons, make freaky alien lemonade!

Then why do we have tons of boxes of wooden stakes?

Greece wrote:Then why do we have tons of boxes of wooden stakes?

Those...aren't stakes. ._.

...?

Are they for roosting marshmallows?

Ooh ooh! Can we start a fire- and by that, I mean a controlled fire?

One does not control fire, fire controls you.

I'll get Frederick!

Truthseeker4449 wrote:One does not control fire, fire controls you.

Whatever, can we make one?

Truthseeker4449 wrote:Are they for roosting marshmallows?

Roast, not roost. And no, I have something for that.

Truthseeker4449 wrote:One does not control fire, fire controls you.

I am fire.

Oh, Greece and I could do a ventriloquist act!

Cthugha wrote:
Oh, Greece and I could do a ventriloquist act!  

how? Last time I checked you need a puppet for that...

Greece wrote:

Cthugha wrote:
Oh, Greece and I could do a ventriloquist act!  

how? Last time I checked you need a puppet for that...

You are the puppet, puppet.

Did someone say fire? *pulls out flint and steel*