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Post by Apocrypha on 11th August 2016, 4:39 pm

The thing we talked about in the thing about Star Trek is now a thing. Get ready for...


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1- In a spoiler tag, give a brief-ish description about your character. I'll copy that to this post for easy reference.
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3- No godmodding (derp)
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5- Profit



The P.S.S. Dunspach:

Travel Mode:

Like this... But bigger. And in space. :B
Combat Mode:

The Bridge:

Just imagine that there's a steering wheel somewhere. And some laptops.



Crew Roster:

Captain: Caprizant
Chief Officer: Ellie
Flight Pilot: Jokool
Combat Pilot- Jack:
Stardate: August 11th, 200016
Startime: 10:28 AM
Star... place?: the Planetary Pit Stop, a zillion light years from the nearest civilized star system

ENTER NEW RECRUIT
DOCUMENTATION APPROVED
STARPASSPORT APPROVED
HE'S A ZILLION LIGHT YEARS FROM THE NEAREST CIVILIZED STAR SYSTEM SO YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GIVE HIM SOMETHING TO DO AT LEAST, I DUNNO, JUST SAYIN'
APPLYING FOR POSITION OF: Combat Pilot

Name: Jack Pschitt
Race: Human
Height: 6 starfeet
Weight: 140 starpounds
Age: 19 staryears (AMEND.: ACTUALLY EARTH YEARS, WHOOPS)
Sex: Male
Shoe size: Starsize 46 (US size 13)
Hair color: brown
Eye color: brown
Freckle color: brown
Nose: pretty big NGL

Autobiography: Jack was born in the Sun system on the planet Earth in Stardate 199997. He is very lazy and prone to fits of even deeper laziness, but he says he will be a dedicated and loyal combat pilot because he has "nothing better to do." He reports that he initially had no desire to be a part of Starfleet, saying that his true passion is writing terrible fan fiction based on the popular "NASA" franchise (his favorite "ship" is referred to as "Von Armstrong"). He finally decided to be a member of Starfleet because the SI Bill will pay for the tuition of a good liberal arts university to get a Fan Fiction Studies degree from, should he survive his service with Starfleet. His favorite flavor of ice cream is chocolate chip cookie dough, because the risk of getting sick from eating raw cookie dough is "just one example of how [he] constantly live[s] on the edge, making [him] ideal for a combat position."
Chief Navigator: Lief
Communications Officer- Nanna:
Name: Nanna Bo'banna
Species: Tribble
Height: 5 centistarmeters
Weight: 100 stargrams
Age: ??
Sex: Tribble
Shoe size: Tribble, no feet??
Hair (Fur?) color: Brown with an occasional, singular white hair
Eye Color: ??
Nose: strong
General opinon: smol

Interview on Record:
Interviewer: "So, why do you want to be a member of Starfleet?"
Nanna: *softly purrs*
Interviewer: "I see. And why do you think you are qualified to be a Communication Officer?"
Nanna: *purrs intensify*
Interviewer: "Impressive. Anything else you would like to say for this interview?"
Nanna: *purrs for an hour or so*
Interviewer: *in tears* "That was beautiful. I'm afraid I must hire you immediately." *wipes away a tear* "There is an opening on the P.S.S. Dunspach. Please report immediately. Thank you for your time."

Chief Engineer- Truthseeker:
Chief Engineer- Truthseeker
Putting this out there now, I know very little about Star Trek but everyone else is getting in on this so why not.

Name: Truth Seeker the 4449th
Species: Human
Height: 168 centistarmeters
Weight: 70 kilostargrams
Age: Appears to be late teens or early twenties, but the few records exist that about him indicate a much older age.
Sex: Male
Hair color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Nose: Keen

Truth is secretive, but highly intelligent and possesses a vast wealth of technical information. Although there are not very many records documenting his experience, Caprizant immediately realized his skill level. One of the few reports though does suggest that Truth has a sadistic side and cares more for machinery than fellow life forms.
Chief Medical Officer- Greece:
random number generated my species, and geez I get a random one
Name: Greece Y'Bacon
Species: Ocampa
Height: 5 starfeet 4 starinches
Weight: 138 starpounds
Age: 5
Sex: Female
Shoe size: 2 small
Hair color: Brown
Eye Color: Green
Nose: It's there

Has Telepathy and uses it to tell people they look sick. Tells really bad jokes, no one is safe.
Chief Military Officer: ROMCH
Chief Science Officer: Charles
Chief Intelligence Officer: ???
Chief of Staff- Snazz:
Name: Renaye (Leader Master)
Species: Bajoran
Height: 5 starfeet, and 6starinches
Weight: Why do you need to know huh!!??
Age: 20ish in Bajoran
Gender: Female Bajoran
Shoe size: 7 1/2
Hair color: Caramel Brown
Eye color: Deep Blue
Nose: Bajorian...and freckled lel.

Though she's skinny and is a good size she never mentions her weight. We don't know why.

Cadet- Apocrypha:
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Provider: Federation of Planets
Full Name: Braginskaya, Apocrypha M.
Species: Human
Gender: Female
DOB: ???
Age: Suspected to be in mid-teens
Nationality: ???
Ethnicity: Russian

Height: 5'2" Starfeet
Weight: 125 Starpounds
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Blue
Nose: Prominent

Offense: *classified*
Sentence: Ten years at a penal colony OR ten years of service in Starfleet
Notes: Claims to be distantly related to most any people of note, including (but not limited to) Luke Skywalker, Pavel Chekov, and Beyoncé. Her claims have not been proven true or false. Additionally, claims to have visited many planets and territories, though these claims have definitely been proven false. Good at faking Russian and Trinidadian accents, but not much else. She is clearly mentally unstable, which is why we're putting her on the P.S.S. Dunspach. We like all of our crazies to be in one place.
Redshirts: Lief, Snazz, ROMCH


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Re: Star Wreck

Post by Burnin' Bunnies on 11th August 2016, 5:42 pm

Communication Officer Nanna:
Name: Nanna Bo'banna
Species: Tribble
Height: 5 centistarmeters
Weight: 100 stargrams
Age: ??
Sex: Tribble
Shoe size: Tribble, no feet??
Hair (Fur?) color: Brown with an occasional, singular white hair
Eye Color: ??
Nose: strong
General opinon: smol

Interview on Record:
Interviewer: "So, why do you want to be a member of Starfleet?"
Nanna: *softly purrs*
Interviewer: "I see. And why do you think you are qualified to be a Communication Officer?"
Nanna: *purrs intensify*
Interviewer: "Impressive. Anything else you would like to say for this interview?"
Nanna: *purrs for an hour or so*
Interviewer: *in tears* "That was beautiful. I'm afraid I must hire you immediately." *wipes away a tear* "There is an opening on the P.S.S. Dunspach. Please report immediately. Thank you for your time."
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Re: Star Wreck

Post by Apocrypha on 11th August 2016, 6:39 pm

The masterpost is too complicated for my tiny brain. I'll make the app down here and copy/paste.


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Provider: Federation of Planets
Full Name: Braginskaya, Apocrypha M.
Species: Human
Gender: Female
DOB: ???
Age: Suspected to be in mid-teens
Nationality: ???
Ethnicity: Russian

Height: 5'2" Starfeet
Weight: 125 Starpounds
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Blue
Nose: Prominent

Offense: *classified*
Sentence: Ten years at a penal colony OR ten years of service in Starfleet
Notes: Claims to be distantly related to most any people of note, including (but not limited to) Luke Skywalker, Pavel Chekov, and Beyoncé. Her claims have not been proven true or false. Additionally, claims to have visited many planets and territories, though these claims have definitely been proven false. Good at faking Russian and Trinidadian accents, but not much else. She is clearly mentally unstable, which is why we're putting her on the P.S.S. Dunspach. We like all of our crazies to be in one place.




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Post by Truthseeker4449 on 11th August 2016, 7:48 pm

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Chief Engineer Truthseeker
Putting this out there now, I know very little about Star Trek but everyone else is getting in on this so why not.

Name: Truth Seeker the 4449th
Species: Human
Height: 168 centistarmeters
Weight: 70 kilostargrams
Age: Appears to be late teens or early twenties, but the few records exist that about him indicate a much older age.
Sex: Male
Hair color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Nose: Keen

Truth is secretive, but highly intelligent and possesses a vast wealth of technical information. Although there are not very many records documenting his experience, Caprizant immediately realized his skill level. One of the few reports though does suggest that Truth has a sadistic side and cares more for machinery than fellow life forms.


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Post by Cap'n Jack on 11th August 2016, 8:09 pm

"Looks like that little cadet over there took care of my profile for me. Thanks, hun."

Jack waved his hand limply and went back to his reclining position on the bridge couch. One foot was propped on the coffee table and the other was on the arm of the couch as he laid like a king, seemingly unconcerned with how much space he was hogging up (or where his calloused feet touched).

"I hope the rest of the crew gets here before I fall asleep... is this what they were calling 'orientation'?"


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Post by silence on 11th August 2016, 9:16 pm

Cheif of Staff:
Name: Renaye (Leader Master)
Species: Bajoran
Height: 5 starfeet, and 6starinches
Weight: Why do you need to know huh!!??
Age: 20ish in Bajoran
Gender: Female Bajoran
Shoe size: 7 1/2
Hair color: Caramel Brown
Eye color: Deep Blue
Nose: Bajorian...and freckled lel.

Though she's skinny and is a good size she never mentions her weight. We don't know why.


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Post by Apocrypha on 11th August 2016, 9:27 pm

Apocrypha was wandering around the hallways for whatever reason. She wasn't really sure why, but for the sake of the plot...

Wait a minute, she thought. The plot? What's the plot? Shh, nothing. I'll tell you when you're older. Another thought struck her like a bolt of lightning.

"Oy! I'm supposed to be at orientation-" something caught her eye. Dunspach's Vegan Smoothie Stand. "...And there is a vegan smoothie stand aboard a starship. Why the hell not." she scratched the back of her neck, deciding that heading to the Bridge was probably the sanest course of action. Entering the strangely colored room, she noticed someone lounging on a couch. "Good morning, there's a vegan smoothie stand on this ship, I'm going to take a pillow."

Promptly, Apocrypha took a tie-dye pillow from the couch and laid it on the ground. Then she sat on it.


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Post by Burnin' Bunnies on 11th August 2016, 9:58 pm

Nanna looked (wait, does she even have eyes? Oh well) up at the ceiling. She had been uncovered and discovered, though whoever had taken the pillow off probably hadn't really noticed. Regardless, the cover was blown. She had snuck onto the ship, besides being given approval. But surely someone was to notice that they seriously hired a tribble? Oh well. A job was a job, and Nanna was determined to let nothing stand in the way of her being a Communication Officer.

Not even t h e m.
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Post by silence on 11th August 2016, 10:08 pm

"Where am I even suppose to go?" Renaye sad out loud for some reason. She walked around the halls, no signs being there at all to help direct her. After turns and opening random doors, she finally came across an open room that looked...like....a middle schoolers bed room during a slumber party? Computers where in the corners and there was a big chair in the middle of the room. What in space was this room suppose to be?


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Post by Cap'n Jack on 11th August 2016, 11:19 pm

Jack's dreams began to fill with... vegan smoothie stands? Jack had no clue what was going on, if he was dreaming, or what. One of the imaginary people occupying his dream, however, looked uncanny. Something about her face seemed... like it was really there.

Jack opened his eyes and saw Apocrypha looking his way. He flinched a bit in surprise, and his eyes darted around the room until he saw Renaye though he did not know this stranger's name was Renaye.

After suffering two awkward instances of eye contact, Jack made a sound sorta like "gugh!" and quickly sat up straight on the couch, warm and indented from his body laying there for the past half-hour.

As he settled into a spot near the arm of the couch, Jack's eyes went to the arm of the couch, for the sake of just looking somewhere else. There, staring back at him, was none other than a tribble.

Jack yelped and jumped up and over the back of the couch, taking a few cushions with him and crashing onto the floor below. He stood up as quickly as he could, though he was still groggy and leaned onto the back of the couch for support. Now that all eyes were on him for making such a scene, he spoke.

"So, uh... am I on the right ship? Like, are there any... dudes... here?"


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Post by Truthseeker4449 on 12th August 2016, 7:41 am

Truth walked down the halls of the Dunspach. He wasn't fond of the decor of the ship, but remarked to himself it was better than the bar Caprizant hired him from. Turning a corner, Truth passed a Vegan Smoothie Stand without hardly looking at it and continued down the corridor to the bridge.

As Truth arrived on the bridge, Jack was making a scene and asking if there any other males on board.

"Last I checked I count as one."


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Post by Cap'n Jack on 12th August 2016, 11:37 am

"Oh, just in time," Jack said with a sigh of relief. "Let's you and me stick together."

Jack didn't wait for a response (mostly because Truth's steely demeanor gave him the impression that he wasn't in for a mollifying response). He wondered aloud, "I wonder aloud why us lackeys are here before, like, the... big guys. Like, who's our boss?"


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Post by Apocrypha on 12th August 2016, 1:31 pm

Apocrypha kicked back, giving the tribble that was- for whatever reason on the Bridge- a pet or two. "I dunno... Maybe if the Captain doesn't show up, I can leave." Would ten years of service count if the person in charge bails? ...Probably not. "Or we could hold a vote to elect a new captain. Is that legal? I mean, I wouldn't complain if it wasn't..." she scratched the back of her neck. "I wonder if they have any games up here."


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Post by Cap'n Jack on 12th August 2016, 2:27 pm

Jack's eye brows perked up. "Have I not made it clear? I'm the cap'n."

After a resounding silence, he added, "y'know, I'm just wondering where the higher-ups are. There are a couple of things above cap'n, right? Like, I'm not the boss... but I am the cap'n."

As he walked over to a fuzzy pink stool, his foot bumped into something on the floor. "Oh, look, Starscrabble."


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Post by Greece on 13th August 2016, 2:24 pm

Chief Medical Officer: Greece:
random number generated my species, and geez I get a random one
Name: Greece Y'Bacon
Species: Ocampa
Height: 5 starfeet 4 starinches
Weight: 138 starpounds
Age: 5
Sex: Female
Shoe size: 2 small
Hair color: Brown
Eye Color: Green
Nose: It's there

Has Telepathy and uses it to tell people they look sick. Tells really bad jokes, no one is safe.
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