Random Ramblings: Season 4 - Episode 5 - Rise of the Snazzy Overlord

*crossbones splinter upon impact because the parachute failed*

-throws birds at people-

C'mon...


*is thankful they didn't splinter onto me* 

*gingerly puts the remains of the crossbones into a slingshot and shoots them at Truthseeker4449's face*

*splatters paint on Lux while the crossbones bounce off my magic barriers*

*shoots a paintball at Lux*

-absorbs everything-

*consumes Lux*

*dumps a paint can into Lux's mouth*

*dumps Lux into a pot of antifreeze*

Now what the fuck did he do to you to earn that?

*dumps Truth into a vat of maggots*

The anger in your tone of writing 


It tastes good at least.

*flies out of the vat*

Great pun.


*Throws rotting meat at Truthseeker4449*

*rotting meat falls short and lands on Lief*