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APRIL FOOLS 2015: Pandimensional Expedition

Post by Caprizant on 1st April 2015, 12:14 am

Volunteers are welcome to explore this brand new dimension of ours! It pays extremely well, includes several tax benefits, and has a startlingly low fatality rate of only 95%. Volunteers can send their applications in via dirigible, or may simply begin exploring without any governmental notification whatsoever.

Be warned. I hear there's a monster out there.


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Post by Nopon on 1st April 2015, 12:38 am

-pokes sign that says do not poke- I'm here for the job!
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Post by Caprizant on 1st April 2015, 12:44 am

*the dimension opens a black hole from the sign and swallows Lux in it*

Thank you for volunteering your time and mind, and good luck! We do hope your journey is safe.

Let us know your travels! You will find an electronic communication device with which to post updates when you exit the wormhole.


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Post by Nopon on 1st April 2015, 12:50 am

-lands on grass made of knives-

Its safe so far

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Post by Burnin' Bunnies on 1st April 2015, 2:18 am

Okay then. *flies in*
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Post by Truthseeker4449 on 1st April 2015, 7:25 am

*enters to cause more mayhem and destruction*


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Post by Nopon on 1st April 2015, 9:36 am

-steals the grass because reasons-
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Post by Truthseeker4449 on 1st April 2015, 9:40 am

*also takes a lot of grass for my own reasons*


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Post by Nopon on 1st April 2015, 10:04 am

-finds a sandwich on the floor-
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Post by Truthseeker4449 on 1st April 2015, 10:29 am

*sandwich bursts into flames*


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Post by Greece on 1st April 2015, 10:58 am

Floor ice cream?

Regardless I'm in :V
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Post by Caprizant on 1st April 2015, 3:42 pm

If you hear any noises that sound like screams of the absolute terror of thousands of millions of voices emanating from the void, do not worry. It is just our accounting department.


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Post by Truthseeker4449 on 1st April 2015, 3:55 pm

Can't say I blame them with the amount of money we blow on explosives and waste on food. Oh yeah let's also not forget the repair bills for the stuff we break or obliterate. Or the rental cars we total. I'm sure the insurance company keeps rising our premiums too. Oh yeah can't forget the lawyers who work behind the scenes to keep our asses out of jail. My god, I can't believe I forgot the fuel bills too!



Come to think of it how do we manage to pay for all this anyway?


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Re: APRIL FOOLS 2015: Pandimensional Expedition

Post by Caprizant on 1st April 2015, 4:01 pm

Currency is not a concept in this dimension. We work entirely in bartering of our comrade's souls.


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Post by Truthseeker4449 on 1st April 2015, 4:05 pm

Now things are starting to make sense.


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