I've got a problem I need to bitch about [v3]

No.

Well.... My uncle just checked on our water well, and one of the pipes leading from it broke overnight from ice......

If it's just the one pipe, he said he can take care of it, so hopefully that's the only one....

Dammit I'm going through iron in a hurry.

WE NEED DINOSAURS TO KILL THIS ICE AGE!

I...how would dinosaurs help?

If I remember correctly, dinosaurs appeared after the Ice Age. Or he could be referencing Ice Age: 3.

Pretty sure they died off before the Ice Age.
why do you use the 3 after the colon
3 isn't the subtitle, therefore a colon doesn't go before it

A vendor Loudoun uses to keep track of emergency information had a security breach and we just got the phone call from the superintendent.

I was referencing The Runaway Guys Castle Crashers :P

also...TURNIP PRICES GO UP DAMNIT!

Google Chrome is acting up on me.... Every time I close out of it, all my settings get reset... Fortunately, I have it set up so that I can sign in to recover them, but it's still annoying....

Also, the Pit Stop seems to be loading up funny for me. Are any of you guys having trouble with it?

Everything seems fine.

Yeah, it's loading up fine for me too now. Still not sure if it was my browser or the forum.

Bah, report cards came in today, and I'm really fucking nervous. I'm afraid I'll get bad grades, and then my dad will be pissed at me, and then he'll probably take my computer away...

women

my semester grades (which are on my permanent record BTW) come out wednesday next week...
then 2nd semester starts... IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!!  why do I have to learn my new schedule in one night????????